Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

An 8 pointer, 4 pointer and a button buck are standing by a field browsing on acorns.

The 8 pointer says,
'I'm happy with my 10 does, we're really getting along.'

The 4 pointer says,
'I'm happy as heck with my 5, they really take care of me!'

The Button buck says,
'My two are all right, better than nothing I guess.'

Then all of a sudden a GIANT 14 pointer walks out into the field.

The three bucks had never seen anything like him before, they were in awe.

The big buck made a huge scrape and pissed in it, rubbed a tree the size of a telephone pole and snapped it off at the ground!

The three bucks looked on in amazement.

The 8 pointer says,
'I could probably get by with 4 does...........
Who really needs 10 anyway?'

The 4 pointer says,
'You know.............. come to think of it, I only really use one or two of mine!'

The button buck was silent, as the other two bucks look over to him in confusion.

Suddenly the Button buck runs out into the middle of the field!

He rips and tears up some grass........
pisses all over the place,
snorts & wheezes,
rubs his head raw on a tree,
and chews a lickin branch clean off!

Then he runs back over to his buddies.

His friends immediately ask him,
'What the heck are you doing!?'

I'm just makin' sure that he knows that I'm a buck!'

 

smell that..


smells like rednecks in here..

 

Making a batch of coconut oil infusion I have decided that it is much handier to have around then the butter

 

Interesting. My boss just let go one of the other female staff like me but different section. He emailed me saying don't worry I'm not expected to pick the work up.

 

Data ... you have the bridge.


Earl Gray. nite nite..

 

Not sure if that little speck is the planet mercury, or I need to clean off my computer screen?

 

Coughcumstaincough

 

Early morning start to pool here. It's a 3 week round Robin then finals. I've won my first match today. I'll probably get 4 or 5. Was a really good strategy game. I gave away 2 shots twice and probably should have lost but he tried to play safe on me and my safety game was better. in the end pressured him into take a bad shot and that's that.

 

Ah man did not back myself on one of those shots I should have gone for it. 1-1 I'll have to take my next games ultra serious as they're against tough opponents.

 

2-2. So I'm into next week's round.

I had to play my team captain just then we looked at each other and said you know for near 3 years I don't think we've ever played each other? He beat me. I was thinking of 3 shots away and knew I have to smash this red in real hard and it'll probably rattle, which it did lol. Still happy with 2-2. Played some good pool and on to next week.

 

Scratch that. They didn't let me through to the next round because they said 2-2 wasn't definitive. So they made me play a tie breaker against the guy who complained.

I beat him.

Onto next week! It's a cash comp too so 500€ if you win.

 

Well that was a good session. My first real action with the new cue. 3-2 in the event but 5-2 on the day. It's really good I just need to learn how to hit my shots softer, as the weight must be toward the front so I'm getting a lot more cue ball movement, which is good! But I need to learn to control it.

Some older guy said he enjoyed watching me play. ~shrug~ okay dude.

Everybody was happy for my hat. I had people race up to me straight away as soon as I walked in like omg its exactly the same! see man, that hat was special and so this one will be too.

 

Me looking at electric bill money. brain: ya know that's more than enough money for airplane fun today"...

 

anything with the word "fun" in it is more important than something with the word "bill" in it, clearly.

 

546,7,12,243,5,630,130

random string of numbers have meaning. if you found these numbers stung together like this, what would you think .. ?

 

Those are crab counts coming out of the pots on a crab boat

 

That is a list of how many b******* you got in each of the first seven months of last year