Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

I used to run from the past but the world got to spinning so fast, I run from the future now. I run as fast as I can, trying to be the simple woman, I just want to slow down.

I try not to go online and I don't watch TV cause I know all I'm gonna see is something stupid going on. Well stupid's in the water these days, they're gonna drink it anyway until they don't know right from wrong.

Yeah, laugh if you want to
Call me a backward fool
But I ain't taking this ride
Y'all can just go on ahead and go
Let me out by the side of the road..
All I want to do is go on home.

 

Has anybody seen the footage of that military combat robot? It's unreal hey lol, but I feel bad they treat it like shit. Like I actually feel sad for the robot in a way.

Lol. There's literally like 10 movies of why this is a bad idea.

 

4 days ago. CGI..

 

Yeah, it's pretty cool though. This whole 4mins was 24x better than the new Terminator film.

 

perfect moon from about 5hrs ago. courtesy Dave DiCello

 

I did something stupid. I just put in an order for pizza. I feel 2kg heavier already.

 

Bitch in the beer store. Big bowl of candy . Which I figure is for Adults.. Its a fucking beer store. Bitch wouldnt let me have a Nerd candy. I said "Oh candy" Bitch says "its for the kids".. I look around.. "Hello this is a beer store, where the fucking kids at??".. Last time I buy beer there..

 

We're going for a Thai massage at 10am tomorrow and then panty shopping. you know when you get new underwear and you go with the size you'd normally go with but then you realise that you actually need to go down a size and it makes you feel better because the cheap panties you just bought are from somewhere in Asia and you're like oh wow, I really am 8.

 

Yeah that's just rediculous. If you're not gonna sell alcohol to underage kids you just don't want them there.

 

The first song playing in the club was "What is Love"..

 

She came out of nowhere! *cough, gargle*
She said her name was Irminsul and that she wanted revenge! *cough, splutter*
We didn't stand a chance! *cough*
Faggarod's dead! And now that BITCH stands up in the sky... Charging her God damned spirit BOMB! ...
We're all fucked.

 

Baby don't hurt me

Don't hurt me

No mo

Woahhh woahh woahhhhwoahhHhahHHhhhhhhh

 

courtesy Dave DiCello..

 

So funny cause my head was bobbing like the GIF.

But the dj musta been high because the next song was Bark at the moon. That was just in the lounge area. they usually play random songs for all groups of people in the day, if the theme changes then the music changes.
The dance floor was pumping electronic.
Naked dance tho, I wish some Flaming Lips was playing but there was no music on deck just rain. few us held hands and screamed at the sky, others tried to hold hands but got afraid of the rain and ran back inside only to run back out, it was funny. it was coming down hard but it was a warm rain if you could tolerate it, it was amazing. very bonding with human spirit too.

 

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