Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

It's actually one thing I've known about since coming online to internet forums is the war history buffs, soldiers and military personnel can often exchange in banter without offending one another and it all comes back down to the principals of why you're interested in one another in the first place. War! Huh! That's what it's good for, united friendship!

 

Generals gather in their masses
Just like witches at black masses
Evil minds that plot destruction
Sorcerer of death's construction

 

Except the Patriots. I mean every foul word I speak.

 

Oh, hello.. What have I found here.

 

Well I think I'm going to go as a sexy leopard for the fetish pet play event next year. Between these heels and my corset which is of similar pattern and color, I'm just not getting any realistic lion outfits. I can find the generic costume lions and the sexy lioness outfits but they're too like.. what people buy and I kind of saw myself in something sexy but realistic too. Like maybe realistic fur but like tight like leggings or something. But maybe the velvet material too. With a big long dragging tail. Like it's my head but I can't find it.

But im starting to really fall in love with leopard print.

 

Today's the morning. in about... 3hrs we will be heading to the movies to watch the new Terminator. Looks like a packed theatre. We got our seats centred

 

T minus 2 hours.

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Omg! I can imagine me stomping around in those boots. and the stilettos with the bow. Omg so so cute. Eee. The heels are cheap too, Like 40-60 bucks. I might have close the window or else I'll buy them, but they'll be perfect for wearing my locket anklet. there is also closed toe heels, but I'm painting my toes atm so that makes sense.

Alright well if someone thinks I should get them then I will. no one will say anything now you watch.

 

Alright so out of curiosity I went to the men's heels section and I'm appauled at their selections. Look at this travesty. If a male wants leopard print heels this is his selection to choose from. In our seemingly open society these days, this is what fashion designers are giving our XD men if you're larger than a 11 or 12.

I want to start my own business now. It'll be called.. Sissy Long Stockings. Heels and legwear for long legs and feet.







OK but then I found this! Come on boys, I'll buy them you post the pics?

 

Omg I just found the truck keys.. 9hrs later, inside a travel coffee mug with the lid screwed on. Wtf.

 

I'm up early to bake a pumpkin pie. But first I have to chop up this pumpkin and I've decided I shouldn't be attempting before breakfast because seeds went everywhere. I just can't take things seriously before breakfast.

 

With a forecast of heavy rain and high winds during the peak hours of Trick or Treating tonight (5:00 pm-9:00 pm) I don’t expect to see many kids.


Some local towns are postponing Halloween until Saturday evening for safety which is bullshit.

OK some kid back in 2009 was crushed by a falling tree due to heavy rain and high winds, but that was a (one-in-a-million) freak accident.

 

Yee-AHH! Got a sick terminator metal popcorn tin.

 

Takes all the fun out of it when you don't risk being crushed by a tree

 

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That movie was really fucking shit.

 

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