Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

magic mushrooms

 

There were certain elements to Avatar that were quite beautiful to me because I could attribute them to certain pagan beliefs, like the whole connection to naturistic values.

But yeah, I didn't really get into the actual movie. Though seeing as it is of political value and importance not too far away from how we are today it's surprising that more people don't treat it like a bible or something.

 

Complete Your Thanksgiving Feast with Tasty Creamed Possum

 

Sounds like roadkill...

 

I find it difficult sometimes to compliment a woman on an outfit or how she looks when they already know I'm a lesbian.

 

I find it difficult to compliment a woman because they will probably smack me in the head with the nearest object....

So, I got that goin' for me...

 

New bass amp was delivered yesterday... It uses a different speaker cable from normal so I'm like

"Speakers? Check... Re built the cabinet yesterday!"

"Amp? Check... Just delivered, well packed, looks great!"

"Cable? Yeah but it don't fuckin' fit... dammit!"



Got an adapter today...



Holyfuckin'shytMAN.





New cables should be here by Friday or Saturday.

 

lol

I find it difficult to compliment women around here because it is so dayum rare that I want to.

 

Me and Billy were roofers of houses. We met at the local union hall and it was like I'd found my long lost brother. Ha! We drank like fish and worked like dogs. I guess looking back, I knew he'd get me into trouble but I never have had too many friends. Running up and down that stretch of highway.. We the thought the good times would never end.

We chased women and we chased whiskey. From the coast, down that long black road and then one night, we ran out of money and robbed us an all night Texaco. Right in there I guess our friendship ended.. That's where our good times fell apart. He should have left that kid alone! We should have drove off in the dark! Down that long black highway.

We raced off and pulled off onto a backroad, I thought to think about what we'd just done. I got out, took a leak and lit a smoke but now I'm wishing I had run. You see Billy, he always was a mean one... He was stoned out of his head. I guess.. that he quit shooting.. when he though that I was dead.

I woke up sometime around daylight but I never lived long after that. I was taken back to the highway.. by a ghost! He was wearing a Texaco hat. Now me and that kid, we haunt that stretch of highway and go and see Billy from time to time. You know Billy, always acting a little bit crazy? Yeah well now he's done gone plumb out of his mind! Haha!

Down that long black highway there's a deep dark hole. Down that long black highway.. there's a lot of things you'll never know.

 

There there little lad (pats head condescendingly) some of us won't see 70 years old again.

 

Just had a friend come over to collect some mdma. He shaved his hair off. it was never long just scruffy and he was cute. But now it's gone. Still cute though.

 

So let me get this straight, a young guy in GERMANY shaved his hair off to expose the SKIN on the top of his HEAD ………….hmmmmmmmmmmm…..


Well that sounds innocent enough..

 

Does it help if I tell you he's dating a Indian gal, as in from India?

 

Just kidding around...lol...

 

And what difference does that make ???

 

Why don't you stop playing games and just come out with whatever accusation you can muster up on the spot so I can shoot it down. K go.

 

There is a conclusion to be drawn from your comments, but I'm not jumping to the obvious until/unless you expand on it or answer the question I posed.

 

[QUOTE="Vladimir Illich, post: 8581590, some of us won't see 70 years old again.[/QUOTE] does anyone get to see 70 again? I mean people get to see it once but no one gets to see it again

 

is this some kind of Hitler youth reference? Do you really think it's fair to make a horrible shity comment like this and then laugh it off and say you were just joking come on dude