Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

They were at a cottage somewhere, the bat was inside the room. Bit her on the leg/knee.

I just did some quick googling - seems like it is pretty rare for a bat to bite someone under normal circumstances, but rabid bats don't really act like bats normally do.

 

Bat world which can be Googled says 6% of weakened injured bats that are tested each year have the rabies virus however 90% of rabies cases in humans arise from contact with bats

 

Your own Center for Disease Control says bats are the biggest rabies danger in United States

 

I like this one it's funny and easy to do probably

 

Today 1977 & for the NEXT TEN (10) WEEKS, Debbie Boone's "You Light Up My Life," the #1 Song In The US. Xanax wasn't around in '77, but sales of Valium, Quaaludes & alcohol skyrocketed, along w/requests for psychiatric counseling, as millions tried to avoid the radio & jukeboxes..

 

Another manic sunday...

 

Nothing ruins an adult theater like a werewolf...

 

It can shoot guns now..

 

I like being hugged all night in bed.

 

Sometimes I do.
Others, I want absolutely nothing touching me, even myself.

 

Everytime I woke up was from my Miss putting her arm over me and I push my butt back into her like a little spoon in a big spoon and I feel safe and secure.

 

We always touch one body part, like our butts or feet lol. Just the faintest touch so we know the other is there . But both of us get way too hot at night to snuggle all night

 

When im huggung her I usually squeeze her breast and say "honk honk" then she pushes her butt back into me and say "beep beep".

 

My boss is leave today for 11 days on the Danube

 

sounds nice. Is your boss cool?

 

I know this was some time back, but I was so pleased to see this and try it...and I LOVED my answer:

I write like
Kurt Vonnegut

 

he is cool in the way that working for him has changed my life for the better in a big way
He is a retired family doctor pushing eighty and going to Europe with his new wife who is a retired lawyer.... they are very generous to me I am very fortunate my van recently died and my boss gave me his Toyota Tundra pickup truck to drive until I can fix my situation and yesterday right before he left when he asked me about said situation and I explained that I was just working on the money he told me not to worry about the money that he hook me up when he got back from Europe so yes he is so f****** cool

 

super cool! Wow!

That's pretty neat. I hope your situation improves when he gets there.

 

I would have said Mark Twain with all the southern crap and all Island I hope all is well not Island hi Lynn there we go