Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

I was kidding

i'm going to wear a shroud to keep the ghouls at bay
i'll light a huge bonfire & howl at the moon
I'll get real high & feast on roasted flesh

 

I'm trying to but I have been told I'm supposed to be Steve from Stranger Things and the missus is Robin. We also like that show and it works better I guess. Like it's more clear who we are. I don't know I will find out if she walks in the door with a costume. Right now I have a bald cap and some fake glasses so I am Larry ready.

 

Well, I hope we're all invited.

 

of course you're ¡nvited
you all are inv¡ted

I'm not one of those people
if you want to party
you can always party with me

 

hepatitis is like the step child that I never wanted

 

I'm so ready for Halloween parties.
I got 3 costumes on deck.

I plan on changing 3 times to throw off buds n babes. It's never been done in a single night....

 

Jossy....

Any facial blast worthy stories of Micksal and igit campsite Terodactyls?

 

You could use this story as the basis of a Halloween stunt !!!

https://www.aol.co.uk/news/2019/10/...eased-grandfather-talking-from-beyond-the-gr/

 

No dinosaurs this year, but the rooster was back crowing all the time for a few days until he got too drunk and left lol. Hmm mad dogs weren't there either at least not on our camping row.

The stories all came from my iracing friend and how useless they were lol. I mean hopeless. They dropped 6k in Brand new gear, had never been camping before, bought all this meat and new fridge, had nothing to cook on so they sponged off their neighbour which was the English fellas. They had no warm clothes or fire so they sponged mine. They had no weed so they tried to sponge mine, I gave one joint to one guy because he was about to belt up the other guy I thought he needed to mellow out. They had no drinks either lol. One small marquee with no sides so basically no shelter. They had the same solar setup as me but never moved the solar panels after the morning so they never got any charge.

They were literally the most hopeless morons I ever met, but that just creates memories really lol.

And Garry, the English guy "you boys come completely unprepared... And your camp site's shit."
 I'll lol at that for a long time.

But micksal and K they were good I'll get the feast photo of miss phone later, it was awesome, best meal lol just when you needed that pick-me-up. But they're good. I need to make a conceded effort to visit them in France. I'll have to swallow my pride and just actually see what France has to offer. maturing.

 

Guess I'm having an unexpected day off of work tomorrow. Water heater started leaking so I have to deal with that shit. Actually, it's a copper fitting type thing that is leaking, at the bottom of the water heater. Kind of a flexible pipe thing, I don't know what it is called. There is a pinhole leak in it. So I'll try the usual tumbling.dice type of cheap fixes, maybe some JB Weld or something. Then, when that doesn't work I'll call a plumber to fix it right. I'd do it myself but plumbing is my least favorite thing in the world...I'd rather the whole damn place just burn down, I pay my insurance deductible and get a brand new house.

 

If anybody can find that footage of the 200-pound bullmastiff being carried by the rescue guys off the mountain after hurting himself hiking it is crazy hilarious heartwarming footage to see these two guys carrying a bullmastiff that they can barely lift down a mountain trail the dog is just sitting there all peaceful butthurt

 

just buy new flew line, and a compression fitting ..if Im reading right. no torch needed..

 

getting tired of terpenes. gg4 one my favs but just cant do anymore. so coughy coughy.

 

Why would you buy a poodle just to sell it again?

 

It would suck to be growing outdoor weed near there. I doubt they care about culling the males lol.

 

Pretty sure that was in the back of their minds when they legalized Hemp farming... Also there's going to be some GMO stuff going on that will make things even worse.

 

it's on Netflix

 

I have never watched even 30 seconds of Breaking Bad

 

I got my l nails painted like a light blue color teal I think with my ring fingers in snow leopard print. Then we went to mall and got those leopard print nails. I bought the 2 sets there then felt bad if some kid wanted them, but I got them anyway. And a leopard print skirt and a red leopard print blouse... Summer clothes are on sale, they were like 8€ each.

I think we might go back and get the same stuff for the missus lol.

 

I don't think I have ever bought summer clothes the season before or two seasons before LOL right now my mind is on Merino wool socks and long underwear and kamik winter boots