Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

Raining here and its been sunny all day !

 

Sunny and 50 here... They said it was going to be rainy... How do these weather guys still have a fucking job? Wrong better than 75% of the time="Yeah, you're doing a great job, man... Keep it up and you'll get that Christmas bonus."


WTF

 

When I first moved into the house where I am currently living, I saw a flash outside my bloody window.

 

This is the thread i belong in, because I just spent three pages wondering why there were sooo many pictures in the stoned thoughts when it was pictures of anything.

 

The things people do after bongs in the kitchen...

 

My bong is currently too dirty to use : (

 

I was watching a slug earlier and I was reminded of Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator, I haven't read that since I was 9 or something and I don't remember much, except the aliens that stretch themselves into letters and make the word "SCRAM"...but I remember finding it seriously creepy, that part. I want to read it now because I bet it's not. Like I rmemeber it making the hair on the back of my neck stand on end kind of creepy.

 

Id asked him to post it to youtube cause theres a group on fb that some stuff dont get posted to other media pages ..
they look kinda safe, I suppose. if you keep altitude you can parachute emergency , as long ya pilot it right I thinks they ok.
I dont really like airplane flying but this open seat stuff is getting to me.

 

^^^^.....No Crash Helmet...???



Cheers Glen.

 

maybe testing the wing/ sail. thats why there is a cut together in the video.. Id hope frank smarter than that.

 

To be honest with you now when I see songs about cannabis and TV shows about cannabis and specials on cannabis and radio shows on cannabis it has become so popular that it almost pisses me off because where the f*** were all of you 30 years ago when we were fighting the good fight and now all the sudden you were all getting on the money and we are all getting f*****

 

ive to agree with ya some here my buddy..
there was some doper music before, but now its the super cool. like wooptidooo big deal..

 

I think I will give the dog a bone but before that I should probably nick nack Patty wack

 

I stole a porno magazine from the gas station
but it isn't quite satisfying in itself
I guess it was more for the novelty
In this day & age of the internet

YOUNG AND SEXY

I actually started reading it though
Casually glancing at the gaping assholes
As my grandma would glance at the grocery sale paper

 

Fuck it

I promised not to say anything but
Fuckit

Happy b day

I'm intoxicated

Sue me

 

right sinus clogged.. will unclog and lay back down.. urr.

 

Your gonna go ROLLIN home..

 

How do you usually clean yours?

Lately I've been putting isopropyl alcohol and course salt in it and shaking it around. Does a pretty good job. Then I put the bowl and stem in a ziploc bag with the alcohol and salt and shake that around too.

The stench of the alcohol when I'm done is pretty gross though.

 

Here's A Health Tip......A Quick Blast Of Compressed Air Up The Hooter Usually Fixes That Problem.....



Cheers Glen.