Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

I really want to buy one of those supermarket checkout dividers, but the lady behind the till keeps putting it back..

 

Oh my goodness. He's too cute to be real

 

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Are you making a joke or is that a real tortoise
I'm confused

 

I dont think its real. maybe with added shop..

 

Teachers said I'd never be any good at poetry because I'm dyslexic.

Well I’ve had the last laugh because I've just made two jugs and a vase.

 

I dont know. I am an old person in a world of old people fooled by photoshopped
I just thought it was a really focused picture with a filter lol

 

that one took me a second but as soon as I realized the joke I thought it was great that is very clever

 

I don't get it.

 

It's a statue... Somebody has them posted on deviantart...

 

Now you guys know something about me that I dont think is that apparant to people who only know me online
I'm kinda ditzy lol

 

hey, I thought it was real. I posted from my phone .. it looked better on my phone ..

 

Someone told me it was legal to have up to three pot plants where I live, so I might grow some. I don't know what I'm doing, but I'll try. I can't live without Mother Nature's sweet, sweet muggle.

 

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