Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

I'mma punch FedEx in the eye....

Fuckers... I'm not going to be here tomorrow.

 

Could get stoned just looking at that.

 

Icky sticky

 

rolled a blizzy

 

: )

 

I am awake early to head down to divorcees house to make sure her kids get off to school okay because she has to leave very early for work today some new job

 

I managed three more Planters today I think I have eight more out there

 

Happy Birthday Lynn

There's a city just north of boston named Lynn which is quite notorious.......

Lynn, Lynn the city of sin
You never come out, the way you came in

You ask for water, but they give you gin
The girls say no, yet they always give in

If your not bad, they won’t let you in
It’s the damndest city I’ve ever lived in

 

Such a beautiful vegetable

 

I like those. I get them all the time.. shame to have to eat them..

 

Never seen them this side of the 'pond' - what are they ??? - are they part of the Brassica family ???

 

Karen Pendleton, who starred in the original run of "The Mickey Mouse Club" in the 1950s, has died at age 73.

 

spiral broccoli .. Or fractal broccoli

 

Ahhh - in which case, whilst it looks interesting, its something I can't have - because it contains Vitamin 'D' - which I'm not allowed to have because it counteracts the Warfarin medication.

 

So, yesterday I called FedEx before noon to tell them why "next business day" was not going to work. It's rather simple, I can't sign for the package if I'M NOT FUCKING HERE!

Customer service said the package was actually on the delivery truck but the driver wasn't going to be in my area so he scheduled it for Wednesday. They were going to call him and tell him to get it here anyways... Well it didn't show up. (surprise, surprise)

So I check tracking this morning... "Your package is on vehicle for delivery"

Seriously... Why is the world full of so many fucking morons.

This package has been at the local hub since Friday... It could have walked here by itself in that amount of time. Now it's going to go off into the delivery twilight zone somewhere.