Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

I've woken quick token back to bedding

 

ugg, upper back dont feel so good. I is to go in the sky blender today but I think Im going to call off today.. this tight back feeling usually dont go away for a day or so.
Besides tomorrow the helicopter is going to the air celebration if there isnt any rain storms. so hes to take the control out, I should help for learning but its ok..
the helicopter stick/cyclic control in the co-pilot seat is removed when doing carnival rides. its to prevent anyone that panics from grabbing onto the controls and causing an accident.

yinz learning anything ?...

 

Sky blender : D

I'm disappointed you don't know because when I read it I imagined some kind of crazy drama romance that happened behind the scenes that none of us knew about.

 

I think it was just an off-the-cuff remark made right here in this lounge and witch Jocelyn was being flirty and Mel did not be flirty back.. it was probably completely innocent and none of us including now even noticed but sometimes that happens with me I'll get a little butt hurt no one else gives a s*** or even notices LOL it actually happened with Jocelyn but I got over it and so did she

 

I have learned several little factoids about helicoptering that I did not know before did never occurred to me that they couldn't all do fancy stuff in the sky I thought it was the talent of the pilot and now I find out that some only go up and down and forward and backward I will buy you one of the fancy ones when I win the lotto and then you can fly here and land in my yard

 

So here is something
My oldest sister is vacationing in the south of France
They were travelling through a lock and I am assuming also on a boat and she stepped off the boat and fell on a rough patch of ground and broke her toe and now has to have South ofFrance surgery this morning
so she got to have her first ever ambulance ride your first ever shot of morphine and her first ever broken bone all in France......

 

OK Google my sister does not need surgery to fix a god-damned broken toe you f****** moron she broke her tibia and I actually said tibia and Google you **** you change it to toe

 

having an angry PA weed FB convo. Ill be a minute...please stand by..

 

so anyways. I thought we was frowning on the rich people...

Netflix to pay Jerry Seinfeld, Larry David more than $100M each in new 'Seinfeld' streaming deal: report

 

https://www.videoman.gr/en/135534
The nailer is synchronized with the orchestra

 

Did you just say "eff asterisk asterisk asterisk asterisk asterisk asterisk" or does it do that for you?

 

it is a setting on my phone I can change it so the actual words come up I think it's a Google thing

 

'Karate Kid' Star Robert Garrison Dead At 59 | 102.5 WDVE

 

what you think this thing?..

 

I think I have no idea what it is...