Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

I have to get into the boat lineup early tomorrow morning because I got the weed doctor I'm going to try again to bump up my prescription

 

I want to explore pot sometimes, but then do I really? I feel really vulnerable when I'm stoned somehow. It's kind of a double edged sword, but powerful to be sure!

 

i woke up angry and indignant but i think i'm over it now.

 

Okay just in case it goes viral, because it won't, I'm posting this meme I made just so we know I did it first okay. basically people on iracing were teasing the Australians that race for always picking V8 Supercars at Bathurst, so I made this meme.
It's so good, it's got a good cult following at the moment on some warring iracing leagues.

 

i don't understand the meme but the like is because i'm pleased with your success

 

Because the Australian major format for car racing is the V8 Supercars, and the most popular track in australia is Bathurst, so on iracing the sim that I race, Aussies love racing the V8 at Bathurst so that's all you ever see them do.

So the meme is a guy saying that's what he's going to do and then he just ends up looking like a clown. It's a fantastic meme. it can work with anything.

So he's basically saying he's going to be totally awesome and popular, but he's really a clown.

 

oh okay cool : )
yeah i got the clown bit, and the meme in general
but the racing talk goes over my head.

i do like your posts about it all though. i just like seeing people enthusiastic over their passions.

 

That's the same as me too, I love the little things people are interested in.
The racing is good because other than whipping out 100k for a race car and doing it yourself, it's the closest simulation today and it's not AI or computer cars, I'm racing against real people, real drivers too from in real life. So it has so much appeal in that area, I'm actually competing against the people we watch in real life in some cases. And I got a fiery heart and I gotta match them when I see their name and my name on the same page I wanna be up there lol. That's how I am in life though. I just keep going for what I'm going for. It's totally failed me in pool though, or, well it just didn't happen near as quick as I thought it would, plus I have my dwindling eye conditions to take into consideration. But we'll see, I haven't written myself off just yet. I'm on my statistically best season so far.

But the day I give up on something, you just slap me and tell me off and tell me to wake up to myself, and I'll get back on that horse harder and faster. and I'll just keep going until I fall off again and again.. and then after a few times I might pull myself up and say you know what? you need to shut the fuck up.

 

I'm up.... Off to feed the hunting dogs and then to boat..... My prescription right now is 7 grams a day and my doctor has been refusing to go higher I'm trying to get 10 so I can increase my plants...I was complaining that 7 grams a day is not enough if you are going to do edibles so she print it off some weed recipes from like 1975 and gave them to me and said here try these so I will try again today wish me luck

 

Just for the record I feel then I am a very fortunate fellow for getting to associate with such a amazing women every single day in this stoners lounge... Of course I enjoy the company of all my dude friends also but if it was just them here I highly doubt I would be LOL so thanks ladies

 

I did that once and had my pizza stone hanging over the burner that I wasn't planning on turning on. Heard a big cracking sound and found it in 3 or 4 pieces.

That's why you shouldn't cook stoned, I guess. Although I usually do...

 

Any idea what is involved in assigning someone as a designated grower? I don't really plan on applying for my medical grow license because 4 is enough for me, but I could sign them over to you probably. I'm only at 1g/day but they would go up to at least 2/day if I asked.

 

Yes actually I do know exactly what is involved it is some paperwork and a couple of signatures,..
I am allowed 14 legal plants and if I was able to grow them out in the open in the all day sunlight I could likely get enough to last me a year but considering I cannot have them in the open they will only got two three to four feet tall at best ... My plan is to go in and tell her that I am a terrible grower and can't get near what I need from 14 plants and I am afraid that I will now run out next April

 

You can't grow for personal plants if you have a license it's in the law and neither can anyone else in your family ... you can't cheat and say those for my your wife I am not allowed to let my borders or my kid to grow on the property because I have a license

 

I got into the horse field this morning with a mug of coffee and carrot ends and worm eaten carrots for them. They're walking towards me so I put the mug down by the gate and walk forward to meet them. Hand out the carrots. I hear a clunk/crack sound behind me. Turn to see a horse looking at me innocently with the broken mug by his nose.

And it's like, as I put it down I KNEW what was going to happen, I look back and know I knew it would happen, but I just put it there anyway, and I wonder why. Anyway it wasn't the most important mug so nevermind.

 

My sister gave me my niece's mountain bike to get rid of 2 years ago and I have been trying to sell it ever since I actually turned down a guy that phoned and offered me $80 but yesterday I sold it to a buddy who's a little down on his luck for only $40 I should have taken the 80 but I was greedy I thought I could get at least a hundred for it

 

well I'm glad someone having bad luck got some good, that's nice.

 

Yeah I get this, it's a delicate tightrope I have to walk myself.
I've always been super sensitive anyways and pot opens me up a lot to the external world, which is good if I'm around good energy. But I'll start picking up on pain and misery too and that makes me depressed

I usually smoke a few times a month for a couple months then take a break for a couple months and that usually keeps me well balanced

 

Speaking of well-balanced this is an actual breakfast cereal