Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

We might actually go down here. First loss of the season. Rides on Shelly. If she wins we draw, if she lose we lose.

Kinda wish I'd taken that 8 Ball shot more seriously now in 2nd game.

 

Phew she won. So we continue our non losing streak on top of the ladder with 2 draws in the last 2 weeks. So it s not a winning streak... But it's a non losing streak of the whole season.

 

Dafug is the mark of butt

 

Fucked if I know I've had a few drinks.

 

I thiink it's meant to say "of not dropping." .

Basically I have 4 rounds left. I might get average 3 games a round. That's 12 games. If I lose every game here on out my record will be 15-19.

So I just need to win 2 more games in 4 week to finish at least on 50% which will be my best ever. I'm on track to blitz that. I'm currently on 68% and probably looking at a state representative side if I can keep it up there.

 

BBBBBBbbb I didn't even have to do anything he already had a couple of pieces of wood precut that he uses to close the cottage up for winter all they did was screw them over the door and I was done slight problem in that his water was turned off and FYI it takes 18 bottles of water to flush a toilet

 

small bottles?

And why would I need to know this?

 

Yes the small bottles... And I didn't think I would ever need to know it until this morning LOL but now I do

 

this hot weather my plants are suckin' back the h2o bigtime

 

Fucken Ay

 

Not me. I need true love. True love and some ecstasy, perhaps.

 

Most

 

That is very important, you're exactly right.

 

funny commercial on tv where the first baby she is looking for a baby sitter with a phd and by the second baby she is handing off the baby at the door and telling the teenager to ''better lose the nose ring she likes to tug on things''

I will post it if I remember the product

 

Some pictures.. so dramatic clouds and my woodpile thus far I still have a whole bunch more to pile and some garlic that was shining in the sun early morning looked awesome so I thought I would take a shot of it

 

With that wood pile it looks like you’re gearing up for the winter.

 

yes for sure...new furnace last December as well.....I left some to split with my axe just to stay in shape plus I have a bunch to still buck up

 

It's a diaper commercial I think.

I was first born and my sister second. I think the ad is kind of true. I have entire photo albums of every little thing. My sister does not. What can I say they got it right the first time and 2 is not a fuss. It annoyed my sister so much. She has pictures just not my level.