Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

God hates freedom.

 

Yeop

 

I totally hate the world, these days.

What's new?
How ya been Irmin?

 

Ah yeah man. Same old.

How about you?

 

Hey Orison.

Ah, movin and shakin. Misanthropy.

Trump.

 

Trump?!?

 

@Orison

 

Chapter 1 of the Apocryphia says that some King who's name I can't pronounce from Israel was "taken to the lands of the Holy Vessels in Babylonia"

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Ancient astronaut enthusiests suggest, those vessels were spaceships.

 

I can't believe I'm saying this but even Sarah Palin would make a better President than Trump.

 

Not sure if eyes blurry or just hard to see.

 

One of my favorite parts of the day is to see what these two fellas are up to on Facebook. They make me laugh. This also made laugh. personally I feel like you have to make voices up in your head, but I have two distinct characters that I use for them in my head when I read the comic. The one who come up with idea talks politely, clear spoken but slow with pauses, while the one responding to me is more of like a Bobby Hill all excited, but also with clear spoken and slight pauses. Not as many pauses though.

The 3rd square.

As far as I can tell, they are two aliens that kinda "learn" I guess, different human activities everyday. But not just new activities, but different emotions too. Some of them are funny, some are cute. Some of them are sad too.

The first comic I ever saw (bottom picture) was a sad one, but at the time it's exactly how I was feeling and since they were cute lil aliens, I kind of felt even more close to them. So I started following their page a while back.

I remember when I was going through the depression, the comic strip made me smile in a way, so I was destined to make my wife repeat it to me without her knowledge. And when she asked what was wrong I said my emotions.. And then one day she said "I do not understand.." and I said.. No one ever does. and I hugged her and then I showed her the comic strip and we smiled and she said it was cute and you know what? I think I've been okay since. And you know what? I have the biggest smile on my face right now and a euphoric sense of overall happiness. Heart Felt Adoration. I need to tell that woman I love her, right naow!

 

road trip today to go repair some vandalism at buds place up north.....someone set fire to his cottage deck and the fire dept kicked in his door to check the inside...I will head up early in the morning and secure his door as he lives 4 hours away and i' one hour away....I would do it for gas Money 30 dollars but he is insisting on sending Me 250 ...SO BONUS

 

I get my new cue next week. He said he almost finished it today I said omg I don't even want to use it until season to season finish. So he will bring next week anyway for me. Pretty exciting, he said he had a touch of ebony left so he used that in the checker board. Says it looks cool.

 

I won my first match. The girl sighed when she had to play me. But not a cute sigh. A begrudged sigh. So I told myself to make her pay for being rude to me. So I smashed her.

So far think team is up 4-1

Just having a vapo.

 

Lost my 2nd game but I went for a real hard cut to middle on 8 fully aware if I missed it was game over. It was game over.

 

Woops team failed that round. I think it's a draw at the moment. I told our captain to round us up and rev us up. Get stuck into us we need it.

Just having.a vapo.

 

Ugh I was so far ahead in my 3rd game I just watched the guy hit balls as hard as he could and he just did the typical lucky bullshit. Well I'm not gonna get upset at that, I was actually really happy with my potting and play. Gave one game away if I missed which I knew and lost the next to fluke shots. Whatever. I still got up one game which gets me even close to the mark of butt dropping under 50% do that awesome. Still the best season by far for me.