Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

Jesus pushed his homie off the roof, when the kid dies on the ground Jesus woke him up saying sorry bro , just testing out my super powers..

 

I suppose Jesus was a common enough name lol.

I just spoke high praise for you Lynn to my friend who's into these things. I said I know this cool friend from Sth Carolina that's right into this.

 

road trip tomorrow to go repair some vandalism at buds place up north.....someone set fire to his cottage deck and the fire dept kicked in his door to check the inside...I will head up early in the morning and secure his door as he lives 4 hours away and i' one hour away....I would do it for gas Money 30 dollars but he is insisting on sending Me 250 ...SO BONUS

 

Sweet sassy molassy!

 

So Jesus is his own Grandson

And Jesus is the son of God

Which then also means God is the son of Jesus

 

And this is why it took 1200 years for Christian priests to finalise the New Testament lol. They just have been scratching their heads for a millennium lol.

 

China is blocking US Navy from entering Hong Kong now

 

Lol. Suck shit.

 

Maybe it's time we taught the Chinese a lesson in toughness.

 

Eh, they'd blow your army, navy and airforce down no worries.

 

Lol this dude that's been trying to hook up with me since November wants to hang out on the weekend. righto, Jonno.

 

and not putting dumplings in soup

I love most chinese food, but wontons are just dumplings in hot water....why???

 

They're so delicious.

 

Nooo, deepfwy pork mince wontons are the bomb.

 

I don't love anything more than I love dumplings, even all of you.

 

I don't really much like anything of the Asian steamed food. Too soggy and blerghh. But they ace their fwy stuff.

 

checks income..

nope not changing ..