Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

new idea.. lets just scramble all da threads together in one place.. sound cuckoo but mm logical..

 

dis one time in band camp .. Jerry Garcia died..

 

The reviews for the offshore tyres are actually better than branded tyre reviews... I might give them a try..

 

Cup of noodles and then my second walk of the morning. Might take boy up to the park, chase some rabbits around.

Noodle, oriental chicken. The taste of the orient..

Not until she sits on my face AMIRITE!

 

"it's a shame you don't like men"
Fucken what is it with people asking me this shit in PM? Why can't they just be happy with whoever I am?

 

No I'm the master
Master of Puppets I'm pulling your striiiiings

 

3rd walk is done.
I've done 177% of my step goal so I'm nearing 12,000 steps already this early morning.

I'm feeling good too, though I ate way too much on the weekend. Not really but it felt like a lot.. So yesterday I was a bit blerrghhh but this morning I'm feeling good.

My miss wants to lose 7kg by camp. So that's my little project for her. Back onto protein shakes and the keto diet for her. Back to being hungry for me.

 

That would seem like even more of a reason to not do it. I can't imagine anyone thinking that putting a dog in a tumble dryer is going to make them look good. It seems like some of these people are almost induced into a slight hypnotic state, couple that with teenage indiscretion and they seem to lack awareness of their behavior to an extent.

 

i think it's possible that the majority of people are actually even stupider than we thought

 

i will live stream for you guys. you can watch me stick things in my nose to self sneeze while i watch TV plus my rolling commentary is great while watching sports.

 

for free?...

 

Protestors in Hong Kong are using the American flag and anthem as a symbol of freedom to rally..

This planet if crazy.

 

Stone age Muslims slaughtering live animals for Eid. One the calf's skull stomping an idiot in this satisfying screenshot.

 

Police mistake bird poop for cocaine and arrest quarterback - CNN Video

 

Fixed

 

Had a bit of a shocker in the truck race at Talladega. it was full 40 grid so we decided to start from pit lane to avoid the big wrecks. we did this 3 times until we accidentally got stuck a lap down. thankfully due to some strategy and some more cautions we got our laps back. i was going to run out of fuel though about 3 laps to go so i needed another crash when i got my wave around lap back. the crash happened but i thought maybe perhaps i might have save enough fuel under the yellow flag laps. 7 laps to go we restart, im in 3rd. i did get caught in a wreck but no damage, wasnt my fault guy came down in my lane. anyway 7 laps to go and i get in the lead, but i lose it with 3 to go as better drivers used the high lane draft. then a crash happen and i had to pit for fuel. then on the overtime laps, i raced from 12th to top 5 in the middle 3 wide in turn 3 and the outside came down on me and we all wrecked i came 13th.

was fun cause lots of team talk i was relaying talk to other drivers and getting people in formation and working together. very realisitic and fun.

Anyway I was involved in about 3 accidents and I'm pretty sure some people have the shits with me, but then other good reputable drivers say nah just the others are morons. And I agree because I have video evidence that I was in my lane all the time and they turned into me.

 

Does anyone like pre-rolls or able to comment on the freshness of them?