Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

The Appropriate Pirate

 

Ah, the irony.

 

If you're going to offend someone, might as well offend everyone

 

I cannot even put a worm onto a fishing hook nevermind cut into a bird and harvest the meat yuck I guess I am also one of those way too entitled LOL I actually did ask around and no no one wanted the bird so I left it on the coyote path

 

@quark I have a legal prescription for 7 grams per day so I can order off the medical site however I do not I believe the reservation out that way will have the cheap weed I know that our reservation still has lots of supply what day do you land in Toronto?

 

There is a girl at my bank that is kind of like the greeter she is drop dead gorgeous and today she was dressed up like a cat holy crap I f****** melted God damn did she make me feel old

 

Heh I just posted about those today. I tried them recently, and damn they're so so good.
There is literally only one place in this city that has them.
Not very close to me, but I'll go next week. WORTH IT.

 

Recipe for Duck Soup:

1 Shotgun
1 Duck
1 gallon of boiling water
Season to taste

 

recipe for goose or duck soup....''garcon...i'll have the duck soup please and we'd like another bottle of wine too...seems my tinder date likes to drink...thank you''

 

lady on dr phil says she has been pregnant for 3 years 7 months...with 6 fetuses ….oh and she smokes

 

I can respect that. My wife doesn't do a lot of things either and I may have thought it was lazy but she genuinely didn't like to touch raw meat and blood and mess.

She would be no good as a serial killing sidekick lol.

 

I let the hens die of old age because I am too big a suck to ''dispatch'' them


good news o my oil leak...honest mechanic shampood the engine and says it looks like te oil filter was the leaky thing so instead I am going for a bunch of brake works....he also said the ball joint they installed last time popped free and is defective...new one and labour free under warranty...I may get another 100 thousand k out of it after all

 

Right back at'cha, homelike

 

I went to the hotel for a drink while divorcees kids trick or treated....coffee with a shot of rum...8.50....with tip....10 bucks.....

no way getting girls drunk enough to make bad decisions is anywhere in my future.....best I can hope is for some broad to get me drunk so I make a bad decision

 

kid with mike myers mask and star wars gig.

guess what he is.

seth myers.

 

cold from rain.

 

finally stopped here but overcast...said old person talking about weather.....

slow night...wheres the stoners

 

trick or treat and then party with my jam friend a bit . Ill need to record me on his amp. evh tone is pure eargasm

 

Just arrived in the legal cannabis land of Denver by no ordinary army taxi, ...but looking more like.........a surveillance bird to me.

37 degrees.....

 

stay safe pete