Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

bacon is on there?.... is there bacon ejuice?

 

bacon blunts

 

dudes someone doesn't like you
@beachbum86 and @EloiseAtThePlaza had been stalking this guy in real life and.

look under my review
5-Star Review of Hip Forums: “Truly Informative Helpful Website”

 

Well I WONDER WHO wrote that.

 

At this point it feels like we're the ones being bullied.

 

^ true!

I hardly spoke to the guy after I realised he was nuts.

 

About to arrive at my hotel. Another day, another Super 8.

Been at it for 2 months straight (aside from two 5-day stints at my apartment in Shanghai)

Shit's getting well-oiled though.

 

some people shouldnt take lsd.

 

Did someone actually kill themselves because of hip forums?

It must have been captain cannabis. He hasn't been online in awhile.

 

goofy LSD troll

 

But he didn't actually kill himself because he is the one writing about it.

 

I sent him a "thank you."

 

other goofy reviews are from the relayer and the souring eagle fiasco

 

How was your bus ride this morning?

 

The day isn't over...

I know, I know, I'm terrible.

 

It was okay but some guy kept on about something I said on a website I'd never heard of

 

mail lady is late and I am already 2 ferries behind schedule...so to teach her a lesson I filled the mailbox with snakes....poisonous snakes....hungry poisonous snakes....I cant wait to see her surprised look

seriously though....she be late

 

The forum review site is now my favorite website. 4 stars. Solid gold

 

That's gold, Mel. Gold!

 

cant even come home from work to a peaceful envoroment some fucking 5ft troll kitchen dwelling piles of shit leave kitchen door open dog got into trash dragging shit all over my floors. fiucking pigs man