Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

I put almond milk in my eye....
I figured the same for da oil....

 

did the almond milk work? does help with dry eyes for me. especially after grass cutting

 

Hmm maybe I did know what you looked like. You look familiar... You look like every guy I've ever been friends with.

Good point about how the asians seem to have to be there in a photo rather than the moment.

 

Well, we really couldn't have had a better anniversary I think. lunch was good, I'd go back to it. We just tried the 2 platters so you get everything I'm all sausaged out for a while lol. We never got the chance to be intimite on our wedding night so that was always a big drama for me. I got to wear my bridal whites tonight and we made up for it.

We are already discussing what to do for next year. It'll be a Saturday next year so we might go travel some place perhaps.

 

6.5 is close enough to a week, right?

Hope so, because I don't feel like waiting until tomorrow night...

 

Oh lord there's penis pictures in the media.

 

Took me a while to find it. Zing!

Seriously, who wants to see a picture of some dude's smaller than average limp dick?

 

And a side shot at that

"I'll just be semi erect and flop it over to the left and yeah that'll be a good photo opportunity"

 

I bet his inbox is blowing up.

 

I'm sorry but those little dick guys can post their pictures because of the website picture size limits fortunately you'll have to go without pictures of my glorious pecker because I hate having to resize it just isn't right

 

I am right on the cusp of maybe I'll get on the boat and maybe I won't if the guys really packed the cars in I should get on but if they are lazy and leave too much space in between and and I will be waiting here another hour at which point I willI will walk over to the liquor store

 

It's about to rain, dark skies....trees blowing in the wind. It's such a cool thing, when it rains.

 

Just be careful when they come in busloads..!

 

'almond milk'

 

Did not make the boat who has seen the cereal from the states? Or even in Europe?

 

this is where my wife thinks im amazing, basically she will show me a picture like the top picture and ask me what track it is.
in this case i know it's talladega because a) there'd be no reason to be that high up against the wall mid turn on any other track on a solo run and b) those tar lines are unmistakable for talladega before the repave.

The image says it's Daytona. lol which is the sister track to Talladega. I'd still argue though.

 

I tried it when I had that sinus infection.

 

its mug club time.. and im pissed off. maybe Ill feel better with mug club time and opening music always makes me smile.

you forgotz the one in the chamber..