Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

Yeah those Spanish Dancing horses piss me off how they have to stare at the ground. I've been to the Vienna Spanish Horses a few times and I don't like it. I feel like saying something. basically pay a few hundred euro to watch animal cruelty.

 

i want a horse . I used to ride a bit at the park its was 25$ and you get a nice trail but your experienced you can ride off trail some but cost more if over an hour but not much. i loved going there in the fall when get some nostril steam flare .. i miss it. my luck a bitch will throw me.

 

I've never went horse back riding but I saw a picture of a woman riding a horse in the mountains recently and it really made me want to ride a horse in the mountains

Like this, this just looks so damn pleasant

 

even a donkey ride down the canyon would be cool. peeps get mad beast of burden carrying human. they are fine if you are of average weight. 160/200 lb.. you alone as a human can carry that weight. and they are 4/8 times your size.. think about it.

 

U.N.C. Charlotte Shooting Leaves 2 Dead and 4 Wounded

 

Yeah if i ever make it back to the Grand Canyon I would love to do this

 

I drove past the Canyon on my way to Phoenix once with every intention of stopping to see it, but there was a line of cars at the exit ramp so I said fuck it and kept on driving. If I made it to Heaven's gate and there were a line of people waiting to get in I'd say to hell with it and keep on moving. I'm impatient like that.

 

loooong day

 

Feels like I fell through a hole in the floor and fell through the hole in that floor some more.

 

I am the same, I dont do crowds or lines. I lucked out and went on a day when there werent many people there

 

how can the whole grand canyon have a line up?...

 

I actually tried to cut this in half and eat only have but it tastes so good I just ate the whole thing

 

You can only access it at certain points, there's a couple of designated parks

 

suddenly less disappointed I never visited my relatives in Scottsdale...I too have an impatient side...more than just a side actually

 

I just ate a noodle cup.. It wasn't really satisfying but it was warm in my tummy which is what I wanted anyway. So not all bad.

 

According to the NC State Board of Elections Terrell is a registered member of the Libertarian Party. He is described as being white and “not Hispanic or not Latino.”


Little other information about Terrell has been made public or uncovered by reporters so far other than Terrell does not appear to have a criminal record in North Carolina or elsewhere and is Autistic.

 

I'd also love to ride a donkey down to the bottom of the Grand Canyon.

Another gait..or rather another VERY unnatural thing that horses are made to do is called "racking horses". About 100 yrs ago in my other life (or 30 yrs lol) a friend of mine took me horse back riding for my birthday...but the poor horses were racking horses. I had NEVER ridden like that. It was so weird, and I felt so sorry for the horse...they had like triple shoes on them or something. I could just barely make myself ride like I was "supposed to"...and Sonya (the friend) fussed and fussed at me when I wasn't racking them. It was awful. It was so unnatural I got blisters between my butt cheeks. dang I'll never forget that.

OK - I'm going to go to bed now. lol It was good to read everybody's stuff.

 

I'm not impatient, but if there are lines or queues, lots of other people.. my interest in seeing whatever it is declines. Not because I mind other people in their natural habitat.. but if I'm going to see a canyon or a lake or a stone circle, I want it to feel natural, if you know what I mean. Not like I'm looking at a canyon in a zoo.