Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

dt score card suffering cardiac arrest on page 5.. someone better bump that shit before it maga dies.

 

Hey! lol I actually made myself break down and clean up Friday and Saturday...but mostly Saturday. Then Sunday they arrived. It went fine...today went well too. "We" all don't go anywhere...basically the reason is because we'd need to take Mama. (We have not discussed this, but I have no doubt we totally agree on this.) Mama is TOTALLY deaf, but insists on asking question after question AS LOUD AS HELL. I see all of us being made very uncomfortable by Mama's EXTREME LOUDNESS, and the fact that she becomes very confused, then asks questions NOT just of us but of anybody that will look at her, which of course (back to the beginning) she can't hear any answers. She talks so very high and loud, I call tell how it sometimes jars and sometimes scares both the Cali boys, and I think that is just as funny as hell. lol

This is just Monday...we have the rest of the week. Lord have mercy.

They were very pleased with how the yard looked...thanks to my friend.

Now I have enough reading to do here (about 10 pages!!!) to last me until its time for me to go to sleep.

 

I try and pretend that Chase doesn't have a GF.

 

Ugh I just saw an Egyptian rider and horse, fantastic horse... He finished his jump course and the rider fist pumped the air a million times never once patted the horse on the head.

 

@Mother's Love I had absolutely no idea jam or preserves or whatever even could be made with less than a BUNCH of sugar! Thanks so much for telling us that and giving that link...which I may ask you for again.

 

Fuuuuck.

My rank dropped to 168th in state and my group 1 match isn't easy. I'm playing Saturday night, at least it's my home team venue so I'll be comfortable there. So I'm ranked 7/8 in my group, I just gotta scratch into the top 4. A year ago I was ranked higher than 4th, so, tbh I don't think my ranking is near to what my ability is, I've just had bad luck for a year now. I can't believe I dropped that much again, especially after finishing the season so well I thought I'd make up for it. Oh well. It's gonna be a fight! That's where I shine.

 

I have a busy day today.....ending with a jit run for cigarettes for the drunks in the village.....I am too cheap ass to be an alcoholic ...if you could grow bottles of spiced rum I likely would be

later kids....be safe

 

fuck...best and practically last good friend called...his kid stole his car......I may be going on a road trip today....poor guy.....his kid puts hi through the ringer worse so bad I cant even say.....oh well...rolling to the rescue

 

I'm watching snooker championships, this has to be the scrappiest game I've ever seen lol. Two younger guys, I'm going for Karine Wilson. He has such an off cue stroke. See us normal people lol we basically bring cue back then follow through. This guys has the a really exaggerated 1/4 - 1/3 really slow movement forward and fucken WHACK! BOOFKA! he just powers into it. I don't even want to replicate that as it'll just throw my whole cue action off but he's clearly learned that at a young age and it's just ingrown now.

Fascinating stuff.

 

Drugs?

 

Feeling pretty much back to normal today. 4 days is pretty quick for someone cutting a part of your body in two. The human body is pretty crazy.

 

drugs and untreated mental health

 

my kid also took my car and wrote it off...he got caught by the popo when he wrecked it.....alost made it to the ferry in a snow storm driving a standard....I dont think he changed gears the whole time.....first all the way...that was 6ish years ago....he was having a major panic attack

 

I should add here I never griped about the car and only was concerned about junior

 

The police found buddy unfortunately he made it all the way to Hamilton so I have to take Buddy down to the train station at least the car is okay

 

That's quite the joyride.

 

When I learned standard . I was stuck in 2nd., I let off the brake and shot out the driveway.. I had to learn quick we have hills here. satan asked my dad where the car was and he said I took it. satan said its standard .. dad said hes got to learn sometime.. all on my own. skylark I think

 

Texas Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick says Senate won't pass bill to lower penalties for marijuana

Texas House passes bill that reduces penalties for Texans caught with small amounts of marijuana

 

Ajax - Tottenham in an hour. Probably gonna watch

 

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Very entertaining so far!