Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

Wait is it illegal there or something?

 

Nah, just get it tons cheaper through a work friends friend. I think mostly here you buy the flavour and then the nicotine and mix yourself, but we just get that dude to do it for us as it's cheaper and he's got better flavours.

I like anything with Ice next to it, it means it's like a menthol. Leaves a nice cool feeling inside.

 

menthol is bad for your health..

 

I remember being told menthol cigarettes have chemicals that stop you having a baby or being able to become pregnant... Suckin packs of them down on Saturday nights.

My own health is generally the least of my considerations.

 

I made some croutons and fried some bacon shredded the cheeses and washed me lettuce


hail Caesar

 

I made spinach and cheese pastry pies.

 

I love caesar salad... lots of parmigiano... yummmm rollin.. your too good to me!

 

I have to do my taxes tonight. Nothing like leaving it to the last minute.

 

4 more days until our 1 year anniversary I have successfully kept my plans a secret on terms of dinner, now out oaths were that every year we open up the cabinet where our hand binds are kept and we put them back over our hands and we further expand on any oaths we want to contribute. Well I think a secluded spot in the forest is a better location than any to do this so, might take her there then out for our lunch.

 

next week I am doing 3 years of taxes lol......

 

I also whipped up a couple of months supply of strawberry jam
Earlier I was out and saw these turkeys crossing the road and you know here they are right on your screen

 

Sorry if this doesn't read very well I copy and paste from an article, well the parts about me and then I just mass translation. From the iRacing league news.

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In which we now turn our heads to the oval aspect of the third year mark and look at the biggest movers from in 2019 thus far which we look at MM motorsports team. MM Racing has been strong since the drop of the green flag in every series of the Oval European League. A new team built around three drivers that have statistically been the best team in 2019 having all 3 drivers competing in scheduled championships running well inside the top 5 in points respectfully. When asked about the team transformation we spoke to J.M

We are a 2019 team that was initially started up in 2017 but things never got together properly and I was at the time contracted to run with Synergy Racing in top leagues of America. When the European Oval circuit started gaining popularity I wanted to build a team to compete with. Jaszon of course was going to be our front man and I was after somebody completely new that we could build and train.

In 2017 we saw Jocelyn for the first time I think it was at Pocono for a truck series race and she equal the pole sitter time dead exact and that time was three tenths quicker than third place we knew from a hot lap standpoint that she was fast and we got in too late to talk to her she was snatched by other teams quickly. I actually had to wait until mid 2018 to approach her and blanket the idea of joining our team which worked out for this season.

Nobody sets a qualifying time equal to arguably the fastest man in Europe on ovals at Pocono by luck. What she showed was an understanding on how to run around one of the most technical tracks on the schedule and at that time Torque Inc. Were the power house and she showed no problems racing against them. I know the race did not work out for her in the end with being taken out, yet still is the race everybody opened their eyes to her but especially myself.

Our plan was to help her be consistant in the long run and so far in 2019 she has stepped up to the next level where she has been not only consistant, but always a threat to take home a race win. Her race craft has picked up to be just as exceptional as other top tier drivers and her contributions to the team, the league and oval racing sim platform in Europe have been tremendous. In a couple of years we are going to see her win a lot of races.

We have recently signed our 4th driver who is accomplished in the dirt aspect of oval racing, together our team prides itself on comraderie and competition. It means more for our drivers to beat each other than it does to beat anybody else. When the driver you are trying to beat each race happens to be the most accomplished driver in Europe in regards to ovals, you are going to be fast.

We use discord to organise and talk through the events, we are all good friends really it is not all about the racing we talk amongst each other as friends too. We've all heard her commentary now on the performance streaming services, she's well respected which is hard to find as somebody so hard to pass and able to fight cleanly with the ability to continually learn on the go earns her a spot on our team for a long time to come.

 

There was a little bit more about ourselves outside of racing where he talks about my interests in pool and things. It was cool because it sheds light on the drivers as to kind of know we aren't robots I guess lol.

I was shocked at the comment about 2017 when I first started. I remember that race clearly and remember when I equal that qualifying time. I didn't realise I was put on notice and then to read he had to wait 18months to get the deal done for me. Woah

 

nice work J

 

^that process is more expensive in weed and way more time to make than the dry ice hash....I like this result better

 

Hmm I'm not sure really what to do in terms of gifts to my wife for our 1year. Maybe I'll write her a letter detailing what we've done and how our journey is so far? I'll bet that will surprise her and I'll read it after we Bind oaths again as a little something else.

At this point anything with moneytary value to it just isn't going to "cut it" in this relationship. I think birthdays and Christmas is okay, but on wedding anniversary seeing as it was so special the way we did it, then that's how it's got to be from there on out on that celebration so all from the heart and soul.

I think a letter would be beautiful and if I can continue that every year we'll have a book binder of our history.

 

scented letters always smell good after years.....y'all into scents?


les miserablles is on...I installed the stage show several times...those stupis barracades needed a tow truck to lower down the ramp because they were too heavy and dangerous too put actual ''us guys'' behind it or in front of it

its a masterpiece theater series and avaalable online free to catch up to the sunday series

its very good so far

Les Misérables: Episode 1

 

I could rub some insence into it yeah. My norse guru did that for me once, I have a book I keep in my safe that's very special to me. It's a hindu book on meditation he bought for me he said would be very akin to how to practice meditation culturally to who we were. It's good book but it has its parts where I was concerned I didn't have the people around me that I needed to really give it a try. I didn't have a Swami. I only had Eystein who gifted me the book, I knighted him as my Guru when we talked next.

Anyway the brown paper bag it came it still holds the scent of the insence he also bought that day, so my whole book smells nice.

 

Patiently waiting for @Orison to start a new 'Last Movie Watched' thread...