Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

I live in Canada, there was no bill haha

 

so the head of the mental health program called me yesterday and said someone would be calling me TODAY....no call....
.I told her yesterday I will call dr p again if no one gets back to me...he is te absolute top doctor there....on the board...bigshot...…..so lady says ''please dont do that lets keep this between us'''.lol….ya right lady....now juniors 109 dollar lulu lemon track pants are missing....ffs....I bought thenm special FOR THE HOSPITAL
.....so fuck her....I called and left a poignant message on the good doctors secretary's phone complete with telling her they are stealing from a 22 year old who has the abilities of a 12 year old and that I wont be letting up....then I called the lady back and left her a message sayoig I kept my promise because she did not and she may get some blowback from my call....lol fuck tem I am so angry


and while typing she called from her car....wonder who told her to call me back now?...lol....they are paying me for the clipper and batteries and are saying the pants were damaged by junior.....in which case they should be here with me...they arent.....i'll wil ask her at the visit tonight....she wants me to bring her sushi......yuchhh

 

the girl thats hanging on by a thread actually asks can she shower here?... obviously shes smoking crack.. you have an apartment and owe me 900$ on what planet does my free water grow on?

 

Must be nice

Signed, your underdeveloped neighbor to the south

 

My police department shared this:

 

CBC Go Public

 

CBD Arrests Flying High at DFW Airport

 

Going to be buying my first ever little bottle of CBD oil (unflavored). My acupuncturist sells it and also sells CBD cream to rub on.

What would CBD cream do to my Johnson if I rubbed it on?

 

I made lotion out of weed with St Ives Tea Lotion. I just cook the weed in it like butter and strained like butter. the one night I tested it in the bathtub pretty straight not to high to start and went crazy with it. its a nice lotion to begin with and rubbed it all over stoked the bone with it a bit, wherever I could reach I put it. in about 30mins I was higher then I was to start..

the coconut oil one I made the same, rectal plugging was way way higher than I expected.

cannabutter seems to super charge my sex drive, recovery faster and orgasm are way stronger. sensitivity increased ..

thing about cannabis .. no matter how much you use, you cant die from an overdose.

 

My advice, don't fly to DFW Airport with it.

 

Roger that

 

your pecker will double in size both length and girth and your orgasms will be 15 minutes long winky wink

 

mofo has a piece of shit phone and then says my phone is the problem they cant hear me..

and why cant I buy shoes without them asking me for a phone and email. just check me out unless we are going on a date together you dont need anything from me but my money for my purchase.

 

Just happened to me at Party City.
First thing the cute checker girl said was....Did you find everything you needed today? I said Yes.

Then she asked for my email and phone number. I gave her my spam email and my phone with the last two digits reversed.

But......hey O.... I like that idea. Next time that could be a good ice breaker for a date. Me asking her for hers.... after she asks me for mine......

 

actually why i was kinda reluctant cause im ready to spit out my own digits and im in the shoe store .. already sweating with overload information sexy shoes, get out of here can not spend, oh this is nice, get out of here can not spend, oh nice exit now exit will robinson danger .. oh robot im going.. you have a phone #

danger danger will robinson its a trap ..

 

just say no

 

I wont tell starbucks my name either.....I say mark it with an x...i'll somehow figure it out..

tim hortons does this thing where they write on every single lid with those white grease pencils...dd dc the abbreviations for double double etc....thing is....they even write on a single coffee in my order....i'm not mixing up my one coffee with some other coffee ffs....dont write on my lid please.....I always forget and they always do it

 

after I get that problem conquered I am moving on to world peace

 

I hve half Percocet nd I am afraid to take it....last time I felt like had taken half a dozen of tem….I was flying on half.....but by foot is rain-paining…..wrapped in a heating pad for now