Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

Congratulations Irmy Minsul.

 

Might want to remind them that India is also a nuclear power...

 

Good to hear! (I assume its reassuring)

 

My X had it done years ago... but it still holds, if you spend 24 hrs in bed, your good to go..
Good luck egg, and well done!

 

Well, they already took Tibet so.. I don't think they're really worried about threats of foreign nations.

 

I heard the opposite.....cant do anything pecker related for months after unless you want to endure searing pain that many compare to child birth with no drugs...….some say it is like peeing needles and shards of glass.....j/k

 

No sex for a while, but I meant doing nothing, other than going the loo. The op dont do anything there Rollin, lol.. easy peasy compared to having a baby...lol

 

headachey wont go away much ...

 

No sex for a week for me, apparently.

 

just eat it, just eat it...

 

Yes that way she doesn't have to miss any of her television shows :-

 

50 euro, iRacing man, put that shit, in my hand.

Putting that fitty in the kitty for all the wrist surgery I'll need after those races.

I also moved up to 4th in the standings after being 18th after 3 races!

On interview a driver gave me a big wrap he said man she knew how to put the foot down on older tyres and just drove away from us.

And another guy said I had 4 secs up on Jocelyn and then out of nowhere she's raced on by me.

I member that too. I stuck my nose on the inside and said to my boyyhhh if you try to close that gap I'm sending ya in the fence. He didn't and I stuck side by side off turn 2, he must have had to get out of throttle and I made the move into turn 4.

My team mate said I was running a very unique race line and I said yeah I just couldn't get the bottom groove to work so I had to diamond the corners which made me slow initially but it got lots better as the run went on.

That was our leagues first official championship race with zero incidents. That's what happens when you get 18 drivers that know how to race a circle.

 

I think there's break ins up the road! I hear dogs going off and lots of crashing all around the neighbourhood. Dog is unhappy, growling a lot and getting anxious at the windows.

I just pulled my sword and shield to the front door. I might even go and load my .222

 

Oh man I got disrespected hard on the broadcast! I don't like these commentators that come in and dunno what they talk about. 15 laps to go I was in 4th. I could not catch 3rd he was right behind me about to lap me. I moved out of his way so we didn't lose time racing each other for no reason. One commentator said I was boxing him in to let my team mate escape. Okay first that's all lies that never crossed my mind and then, then.. The other announcer said "I know she's got nothing to race for there.but I'm disappointed she never made his life more difficult" mofo! 5th place was coming on fresh tires I don't have time to race someone for no reason and let them catch up.. And secondly, me moving out of his way shows respect and I'll get that respect in future races from him. That's what it's all about, give and take and knowing the guys you are running around. That's why that announcer gets wrecked every race because he got no respect and nobody respect that.

 

some people want to see nascar turn into the wwf.. the fights, the drama, the crashing intentional .. not a sport no more and Ill quit watching it.. I get rival .. I dont get violence..

 

Our league thinks it's days of Thunder sometimes.
Always arguments. It's funny though but annoying in a race cause you're just like fucken shit up and race stop talking no wonder you are shit.

In this race i saw a guy take another guy out but it was justified I think cause that guy was trying to wreck people from turn 1 first lap. And see you don't forget that. Basically it's like real life, you race people like they race you that's what I getting at. See I moved out of the way for the leader. Now if I'm in the lead there's a good chance he might move out of the way of me of the tables turned. But if I race him hard, then he's gonna race me hard and that plays down the road of the year.

Personally I like keeping all my grudges until it matters. When they need a solid finish in a race that's where I'm like oh hey, remember Richmond VA 2018, march 4th lap 17? no? Cause I do tap tap wreck wreck.

 

damn that outdoor shot of the nfl draft looks like a party

 

Let's goooo
Broncoooooos

Give us a good CB, OLB or a decent TE!

 

weird effect when I took a picture tonight of the sunset