Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

There are veterinary clinics on either side of my office. Normally, you don't hear anything, but the past couple weeks, there's been lots of barking.

Wonder if we're gonna get a quake

 

interesting thought nose..

 

I think I'd like to open a kennel one day when our farm belongs to me.

 

I think i'd like to make potato skins.....used to love these things during the great potato skin craze of the 80s....idont think I have the right kind though..

 

Can't you knock some up with some old bits of wood

 

There was a potato skin craze in the 80s?

Oh. Potato skin is slang for crack...

 

I found a young lady who is willing to come discuss cleaning up here a couple times a week for payment in cannabis...…...kind of already know here because I falsely accused her of littering because she happened to be parked down the road right beside where someone had tossed some baby diapers and some other stuff...….then a week later one of my closest friends here asked me ''hey did you yell at some girl for littering?''...I say ''yes why?''...he tells me that is close family friend and she is as non littering as they come and was upset I thought it was her

see...the thing is as I pulled up behind her she drove away...so I gave chase...she sped...I sped up...she sped up...I sped up.....so now we are both doing 100k on a dirt road heading into the village.....I figure oh ya she is as guilty as she gets because she is speeding away and obviously a terrible litterbug...….

well turns out she thought I was late for the ferry so she sped up....then I sped up....so she sped up again lol.....I actually had to slow down because I had divorcees kids in my van....caught up to the poor girl in the lineup and gave her whatfor….me and divorcees kids all saying littering is bad etc.....poor girl.....probably has ptsd now

 

oh ya.....when all the wood trimmed sports bars appeared in the early eighties every single one had potato skins and chicken wings......wing night every Thursday 10 cents each......now a small order of wings is like 12 dollars at those places


I miss the eighties....except the cocaine....I do not miss the blow


I miss the girls blow attracted though

 

Thats what she said

 

Very funny

 

Did you do any lines off their breasts?
That's still a thing in 2018.
Well, I prefer mdma lines though.
Could be salt for all I care. Breasts!

 

real mdma stings too much....and yes....I have snorted off body parts …..

hey yer boy won last weekend and you didn't say anything?

 

No I did, maybe not in this thread. hehe. Yay! I was impressed, he kinda drove away by 3 seconds from Kyle Busch, then let Busch wear out his tires getting back to him, then last 3 laps he put his foot down and drove away again. Not many people can do that to Kyle Busch.

 

neighbor has satelite radio in his garage and its always on either nascar channel or the ozzy channel

 

And in celebration I bought 1:24 diecast model from the 2018 Daytona Duel win
Should get here in a few weeks. Now that I can watch this kid from the start, I will buy every single one of his wins, eventually.
I couldn't do that with Jeff as they weren't making them at the time. They're popular now though.

 

I like your neighbor
he must listen to MRN?

 

a new gaming place opened right beside the ferry terminal....it does sim racing.....15 dollars a session....no idea what that involves but I am gonna get some info......I believe they have the set ups and you can race people at other places......I wonder if its on a screen or with those vr goggles?.....I noticed it because they put checkered flag pinstriping out front

 

Sim Racing 30min:$15. 1hour:$20
Motion Sim Racing 30min:$20. 1hour:$30
VR Motion Motion Sim Racing 30min:$30. 1hour:$50
Roller Coaster $5

 

Awesome! A place similar to this was going to pay us sponsorship to advertise their business but they wanted to make it so anybody could come in on our league races and run the races in their shop. We had to decline the offer because we have strict rules and license criteria to run our league races, basically we didn't want what they were offering, which was random entries.

Can't really tell what sim they using but it doesn't look like iRacing, maybe Asetta Corsa or Project Cars. iRacing offers the best NASCAR simulation, the other games are geared toward road racing.

that's cool though.