Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

Well, there was a last snow storm already. There kind of has to be.

 

Ive seen snow in mid april here. in fact Im predicting a minor wet snow condition soon .. my winter prediction was spot on this winter. no super freeze which I like.

 

out here it can snow in june, generally thats at a higher elevation though. down in town most people wait for mothers day to plant in the ground. even that isnt guaranteed to be safe.

my irises and tulips are coming up. my arugula is bouncing back too, it grows everywhere because i was sloppy carrying the plants before collecting the seeds

 

I remember having a white Easter.. we couldn't hide eggs for the little ones, so we built snow men ..

 

im going to have to reveal my "delicate condition" to hubbys family at easter.

 

gender reveal stuffing inside the turkey?

 

Ice lfrom the lake and piled up against the shoreline on the beach 8 feet tall

 

all you can eat fish and chicken at long jonhs.. I feel I got my monies worth if I dont clog my toilet..

 

From the WDVE studios..

Sean: From the mid-'90's to the mid-00's, DVE would broadcast "live" from Market Square before, during & after the St. Patrick's Day parade. And this was when EVERYBODY drank from an open container! All the bars in Market Square had tables set up outside their places, huge tubs of ice cold beer in cans, ready to go! Crack! Gulp, gulp, gulp. REPEAT. We had bands, we had comedians and we'd play games too on stage. Like "Find The Pistachio." We'd bury a pistachio inside of a muffin, then we'd strategically place the muffin in a women's crotch. The woman's boy friend/husband then had to dig the pistachio out of the muffin, using only his teeth, and against the clock too. Great Family Fun! Eventually DVE got thrown out of Market Square on St. Patrick's Day Parade Day for "attracting the wrong element." (Or as me Irish Catholic Mum would have said, "Falling in with the wrong crowd.").

 

Dick Dale died yesterday he was 82.

 

My wife and I played in a little 5 team axe throwing tournament today. Ended up finishing dead last in the round robin but 3rd in the playoff. I threw like shit, I think it was the beer.

 

Just bought a couple outfits on the lingerie site. and some bridal white lace thigh height leggings. Because we never did a honeymoon and our one year anniversary is coming up and I'm going to make that up to us.

 

weird observation on Nickelodeon .
first 2 commercials all boys, then moms in Mcdonald with kids, the next commercial mom in store with kids, the next commercial is an Advert for ABC .. in the meantime Im asking myself where is the fathers in the last 5minutes worth of this.. the ABC shows mom and a woman teacher again no father.. but low and behold the next commercial has two men sitting in a truck. I assume they are friends but they look gay af. and I just shook my head and FF to Spongebob.. Where Sandy Squirrels birthday and everyone is running around naked. But Sandy.. <FLM ..

 

A lot has changed since I last was on weedmaps in 2017 or whatever year... Now the stuff is recreational so when I looked at the map this morning so that I could read up on somebody's menu it has a new little filter so you can limit your results to only places that are allowed to sell to recreational clientele. I guess lots of places must still be medical only.

I've been considering an edible instead of getting some e or some other illicit thing. I don't think I want to though. But it's there if I want it, dangit!

 

if I dont die of salt.. tongue a little ulcer .

 

i hate weed maps. just saying. there a few problems I have with that basically its like YElP for weed and manipulated results.

 

Im a make some brownies in a bit. I think I am of course..

 

33:16 Intro 36:27 Can't Stop 41:40 Fortune Faded 45:40 The Zephyr Song 50:20 Dani California 56:03 Dark Necessities 1:04:10 Hey 1:10:08 I Wanna Be Your Dog (The Stooges) 1:13:00 Right On Time 1:15:48 Snow (Hey Oh) 1:22:17 Pea 1:24:30 Californication 1:30:47 Go Robot 1:36:43 Don't Forget Me 1:42:46 Higher Ground 1:47:12 Under The Bridge 1:52:34 By The Way 1:59:50 Pyramid Song (Radiohead) 2:04:24 Goodbye Angels 2:10:33 Give It Away..

 

I can't wait for this gown!

 

huckleberry platinum cookies..