Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

60 percent before dinner
40 percent after dinner

I'd just let rock / paper / scissors decide my BJ fate card. It's a win win either way.

But......

I will say that getting one before dinner ups the probability that I'll receive another one later after dinner when it's my time to please her.

 

Funny you mention the nugget, because this past weekend I signed up for home delivery online and it said someone would call me to confirm, but nobody has yet.

 

LOL
Jeeze Lousie, it's harder to think like a male that I initially gave credit for.

 

easy peasy….always...ALWAYS,always…..if you are being offered a bj always grab it immediately....if she asks if you want a bj your pants should hit the ground before the ''j'' is out of her mouth

you dont choose later.thats insane....too much chance she will reneg…..

thats like waiting for the sale to end so you can pay full price....nonsense

 

Also, who wants sex of any sort right after eating?

The smartest thing that Dan Savage ever said was that you should fuck at the beginning of the date, while you still have the energy and aren't tired and bloated from dinner.

In other news, it is going to be 7C today with a ton of rain, so we are going to see a lot of the snow melt. We have been told to expect 'ponding' on local roads.

Normally I go to the gym on Thursdays but I haven't been in a couple of weeks because I've had a cold and it is still kicking around. I should probably see my doctor soon to check for bronchitis.

 

You guys... a BJ so good eh... lol

If you have a bad chest, exercise is the best thing ever, even better than antibiotics.. clears your airways good style, opens those blocked bits.. sitting around just causes the mucus to thicken and makes it harder to shift...

 

Yeah, but I don't think the people next to me at the gym will appreciate me hacking up a lung haha.

Maybe I'll ride the exercise bike at home a bit today.

 

Go for it Egg... better than nothing, then a hot bath in a steamy room... saved you a trip to the drs..

 

Hoping it clears up some in the next couple of days, because I can't take my RA meds if I'm sick and I don't want to miss two weeks in a row.

 

Finally got a result in the CUP race this morning, 2nd place. should have probably won but the guy who won pulled a amazing strategy and the only crash happened on lap 98/100 and he played this early pit strategy and getting into clean air with good tires and drove away. Good for me because it was our top series

 

Yeah, I don't get why guys go on dinner dates while expecting sex afterwards. Either go on another kind of date or not have that in your head.. Or don't eat a lot i guess. I'd go with option nr 2. I'm usually not ready for hours after a good meal. Although getting a BJ seems doable and even fun, ideally its planned later (unfortunately rollingalong is right for once and one does not simply turn it down when offered )

Same here... all fucking morning while I was on the road. I think it was below 7C most of the time.

 

"Bomb cyclone" bearing down on central U.S. – latest blizzard conditions, weather forecast of weather pattern some call Winter Storm Ulmer - CBS News

 

the wind was really intense. storm is dragging a lot of moisture. kid shoveled during a lull, said it was a wet snow, and thats uncommon for us here, most snow is light fluffy powder type.

secure anything loose outdoors if you are in the path.

 

I wish for a blizzard and all I got was a warm winter.. Im not liking its spring already.

 

depends on the giver....I love apple pie but I refuse the budget kind.....just because it works doesn't make it good [imo]

and left

 

The crux with BJs seems the giver doesn't always loves to. Sometimes its more like giving in/doing it because the guy digs it so much. But yes, when freely and on own initiative given it simply is the bees knees, no matter the 'skills'.

 

This thread is joining up with the pervy threads

Bj,s and givers...

 

I cooked steak Lol !

 

they run by this shit every day but dont pick it up..

 

I cooked steak and I am not a fan of BJs !