Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

cocaine. lots of it too.. He most certainly is pro weed.

 

Ill bet John Fetterman will be having squirrel nightmares soon. Hes got this other legalization page on PAstate.gov. And Im like: Whats Up Bro, its me again. Lets talk about this bridge JOINT..

 

new oil burner.. its lowest is the highest setting on other jauns. but Im not noticing anything other than a hit without interference. thats all I care about. 3v

 

I’m pro cocaine.
I don’t mind I don’t mind I don’t mind
Cocaine

 

Mine goes up to 11.

 

Lies

 

u learned gif. welcome to 2008..

 

my phone does it.....pretty sure its magic

 

I am in such a rotten mood today. Bah fuckin' humbug.

 

sorry for your moodiness there young lady.....you can dump hear if want?.....im all beers


I posted this in orisons smollets thread by accidental stonerness so here it is in the right spot

I could hear the hens and the rooster flipping out in their coop about dusk...

.I had yet to go out and shut it for the night so I call the dog and we start heading towards it when all of a sudden a big jack rabbit zooms out of the door and takes off through the field with captain hot on its trail....

I had already fired twice at it from my window and thought I had scared it off but obviously not....they been coming around to eat the food the hens spill

gonna check my scope tomorrow​

 

I feel you. Have a drink with me and we can share our misery.

 

Cheers *raise glass of wine* to sweet misery

What are you sipping on?

 

I don't have a real answer for you, haha. I woke up like this.

 

Ah you’re drinking wine of course, you classy dame!

I’m uh... drinking shots of Fireball? I’d say it’s because I’m “keeping it real” (my go to explanation for everything I do) but really I’m sick of beer, it’s inexpensive and gets the job done.

Question: Is your pinky extended when you hold the glass?

 

Remember when you used to think I was classy? Like everything I said was stated with a glass of chardonnay in hand?

I've tried fireball once or twice--I love the cinnamon flavor but the hangovers are killer. Are you just hanging around your house doing shots of Fireball? Because if you are, then you just earned at least 5 points in my book.

 

Haha of course I remember. Pretty sure I mentioned the pinky then too. I’m a broken record and repeat myself. I’m a broken record and repeat myself.

Um and yeah. I just earned 5 points . I’m literally taking shots off my amplifier. Like a rock star. Except no rock and I’m not a star.

 

droid razor? mine does some shit with photos and videos and tell mes automatically and Im like leave me the hell alone phone!!!

 

Fascinating. How many shots do you have to take until you get drunk? For me it is 2.