Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

One of my friends on Facebook started a charity for €10 so he could buy something for breakfast and it got paid up in about 12 seconds I was going to donate but I couldn't because it reached the 10€

He said all he has was lettuce in the fridge

 

Rahh!

 

I was watching some British stand up comedian, he played a clip of Trump saying how a German Shepherd is the best thing ever, then the "comedian" said you know who else liked German Sheps? Hitler. Oh, yeah, right. So do millions of other people, what's yer fucken point? It annoyed me.

 

that's a bad joke….I dont love bad jokes either...even hitler…….did you now apparently he put sugar in his red wine?...heard that on my radio show the other day

 

Man attempts world record for jumping jacks while on fire in Hamtramck

A burning stuntman attempted to break the world record for jumping jacks while on fire Saturday evening during a Nicolas Cage-themed festival in Hamtramck.

Schuyler White, credited as Cage's stunt double in 2016 film "Dog Eat Dog," was set on fire ahead of his attempt at doing more than 30 jumping jacks at Veterans Park for the sixth annual Nicolas UnCaged event. He completed 12, as counted by an on-site official.

 

We were staying around the corner from the Niagara Seed Bank.

 

Looks like box of condoms.

 

19 minutes, 12 jets, a big target: This is what the IAF did in Pakistan while you were asleep

 

I didn't want to wake up today. I mean, eventually I did, just not when the alarm went off.

 

I have to when the alarm goes off... Some people seem to stay busy to avoid existential dread: I seem to only experience it when I have to get in the good ol' work routine...

 

My work week is much more structured than when I'm off. I'm taking a few vacation days soon. All hail no schedule!

 

Same here. Its just that I can spend the week entirely to my liking when im off

I had 3 months off before februari I'm spoiled in this regard

 

Three months? Nice.

 

If a two or more piece guitar amp, or a stack, is referred to as a "head" and "speaker cabinets" would the wooden case covering the head be called a "headcase"?


Yeah, I'm making a headcase...


New business name "Headcases by Head Case"

 

I thought a marshall stack was the 50 stacked Marshall cabinets behind Van Halen and many other guitar players?

 

Stack=

1/2 stack is one 4X12 speaker cabinet with an amp head.

Full stack is two 4X12 speaker cabinets with an amp head.


An amp and speakers all in one is called a combo amp....

 

I can remember when a girl with big boobs was stacked and now that I am old those same boobs are much lower but in all fairness some stuff on me hangs lower to LOL

 

Speaking of 1/2 stacks....


The second Orange 4X12 arrived today.

 

Loved this, reminded me of a time in Egypt, daughter and I went for a week, teaching her to snorkel... and found the reason you dont put a bread roll upon your person in the red sea, no matter how much water is getting behind your seal.....