Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

See, never heard of half of them

 

Are you ok, Orison? This seems unnecessarily menacing.

People use forums for different reasons--not everyone is willing or able to reveal much personal information on here. Glen has been a poster here for a long time and we don't have too many of those-and it doesn't seem particularly fair of you (especially as a moderator) to post these sorts of threatening messages towards regular posters who don't use the forum in the same way as you. But that's just my two cents.

 

Meh, I have peed in bottles, and in the woods, in cups, etc. Don't need any special gadgets, you just have to squat and lean back so you don't pee on your own pants.

 

Dont you get memos when I post them... geeez..

 

so it appears when I say to my phone.. / using voice to text. when i say its fucking bullshit..
it texts, "cock and bull shed"..

 

ok ya show off....do it while driving


ive said way harsher stuff to glen in attempt to get him to be nicer....nothing works...he does mean spirited comedic sarcastic postings and its getting old is all...we all love glen....ya dont waste time scolding the hopeless...only the hopeful

 

lol, I almost posted a correction to my post since I saw that after I posted, but then I got distracted .

 

men can also pee standing on our heads....try that

 

I've done it while someone else was driving, does that count?

 

I chuckled.

 

You peed standing on your head in the car?

 

why does abc call it ''the big game''....is it because fox owns the rights to say its the ''super bowl''?...all week I been seeing stuff about ''the big game''...never mentioning the actual super bowl

yes I 'spose it does...also makes you the coolest chick ever in my books...

 

....you haven't?

 

Trustworthy 25 year Co worker is going to start supplying me with brownies. Can't wait
Code name "Riesen's"

Hey , Pete.... want some Riesen's to take home....?

 

I forgot about that candy. My grandparents used to keep them around the house.

 

It actually sounds like your convo partner wasn't arguing philosophy, just you. And he felt wildly intimidated by your unorthodox thoughts

 

Dopey: The Dark Comedy of Drug Addiction | Heroin |

next binge...first 150 episodes are the best I hear

 

In high school, the head butts i gave came in handy every time I got into fights with the jocks and bullies.
I learned how to give the best ones from Wez..

There's something about the head butt..... it hurts way more receiving one.....than the hurt that comes from giving one...

 

going to run up the hospital real quick get an ekg .. hope it dont result in helicopter trip unless I can pilot the bitch.

 

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