Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

I don't even know who made it this year. I stopped watching football when Doug Flutie retired haha.

 

I'm best off as I'm even blissfully ignorant of what the royal rumble might be.

 

not accurate...not even close

 

Anyone seen ML around lately?

 

A day and a half, no glenglen

Either he got his dreadlocks caught in the barbwire fence out the back paddock and is going to starve before he cuts them to break free

or

Had to go to hospital because he got one of those life threatening fungal diseases the barefooters get

or

Got arrested at the "Invasion day" march for not looking hippie enough

 

Oh yeah, how was Australia Day?
I saw a funny meme it was the one with the rock in the car and he says "what do you think about the stolen generation" and the next pic is an aboriginal in the back seat and he says "I Dun know nothin about a stolen generator" and then the rock looks back at him.

 

While we are on the subject, so sick of this social media fuelled fake outrage thing

Australia Day yesterday, which nowadays for some reason lately means "Invasion day" marches


Sydney one is ridiculous, cos 99% of the crowd are these pasty whiter than white hipster douchebags. They dont give a shit about the aboriginals, They give a shit about taking selfies at the march and posting them on Instagram, how radical am I, woohoo

 

Fookin hot, like bullshit hot

 

Glen doesn't have dreadlocks any more.. you no listen Vanilla... ps, I miss your old pic

 

Australia is a weird case compared to Canada, because of the whole prison colony thing...

 

Someones cooling down with that stolen generator.

 

fell like next year, I want to do up a banner, take it too the march

Banner says:

"You're white ya dumb cunts, you wouldnt be here, you wouldnt own the $2 million dollar home in Newtown if your ancestors hadnt given all the natives herpes"

 

Thing is, they are still doing it, taking away the kids from their parents that is, they have to

 

My one year old likes listening to Rancid, so I think that there is hope for the next generation.

 

Didn't the aboriginals migrate to Australia from the Papua New Guinea regions in the north?

 

Dunno why this popped into my head just now, but I was thinking about how when I worked at the youth shelter, we had to lock up the salt for the walkway because the kids would steal it and try to pass it off as meth to scam people. We hid it from them because we thought they were going to get themselves stabbed eventually.

On a related note: don't do meth. Especially when you're 16.

 

What is the consensus on aborigines in Australiia? I'm just curious... Do people hate them?

 

No, they dont hate them.

650,000 from the census, probably only a third of them are full blood, thats 1% of the population, most dont live in the cities.

So the march somewhere like Sydney its ridicuous. You have maybe like 50 aborigines followed by 10,000 whiteys with their water bottles, back packs, sunscreen. Chanting No pride in genocide woo hoo....then later on that day , go to their family BBQs, actually celebrate Australia Day with a couple cases of beer a couple kilos of prawn. Not even see another aboriginal for the next 364 days or step over the homeless aboriginal guy at central station. Pat themselves on the back how they marched for Aboriginal rights that one time