Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

One thing is not right: we don't wait for wartime to use those blades like that. Yes, you've been warned :-D

 

Really, at first instance the most likely reason is not that you aren't relationship material for him, but that he doesn't crave a relationship atm. He prefers the one night stand/getting laid and might lie about wanting or considering a relationship in order to get it.

 

Windy here...

Blowing all that smoke back up to Canada... dammit!

Can a whole country get a contact high, from another country?

 

lots of wind here too

 

just cleaned out the coop...3 wheelbarrows full of shavings and shit....before that....3 wheelbarrows full of black walnuts to the fire pit....the chicken debris I a burning in my garden this week before I plant my garlic

 

Now this company trying to phase out the universal vape cylinder. Shits annoying!

 

I hate when I start a job and then I have to finish it

 

I wouldn't know... I've got 50+ things going on at any one time and none of them are getting finished.

 

Firefighters Are The Only City Employees Explicitly Allowed To Use Medical Marijuana

 

also hate seeing people take a toke on television but they never hold it in the pussies...seems like exhaling the big cloud is more important than holding a toke?

 

They inhale much worse just doing their job...

 

an easy way to weed out dudes who just want a fuck is to say up front ''sure I would love to go out but I gotta say I do not fuck on a first date...its gonna cost you some diners if you wanna sleep with me''....ive had girls say that to me...some I passed on and some I put in the time....the mindset that a woman has a right to fuck on the first date just like a man is not right...neither sex should expect a relationship after fucking on a first date....that is just not how a solid foundation is based

 

big flooding in central texas...isnt that where 25 is from?...Austin is central no?

 

does stiflers mom remind any one else of melania trump?

 

Same plastic surgeon

 

Once the kids are in bed, my wife is going to smoke her first legal joint.

 

O Canada

 

I never wanted my lady to be a toker...some were and some weren't...i'm a bit greedy when I get low on weed...dont love that ''leave me a doob'' every fuckig time I leave the house

 

She doesn't smoke often. More lately, but usually only once or twice a week, and only a puff or two at a time.