Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

Me tossing n turning in bed tonight could have cryptic meanings.

 

Sounds like me. I'm pretty ferocious to sleep next to. Sheets and blankets and pillows sprawled everywhere I always wake up with crinkle lines on my skin too.

 

I got up for pain. /relief

 

= weed?

 

vapor weed.. yeah..

 

Kids next door have a foam flying plane you throw it and it glides. Well it crash landed into our backyard I was actually able to see it before the dog did for a second I thought I saw a UFO until it ended up on the grass. So I try to throw it back over the fence it goes up in wind crash lands on my garage. I get a broom and knock it down. Have another go. nope, up in the wind again and over someone else's fence and on top of their garage now lol.

Ah well, I tried.

 

I liked buying those and throwing them off the hill over the river.. right winds they go on forever.. havent seen them lately tho, not really looking tho.

 

Speaking of wind n toys

One of my favorite toys as a kid, were these two really cool parachutes for my little G.I.Joe /Cobra figures. They were made out of real parachute material and rubberized cords.

I'd strap in my G.I.Joe, roll up the parachute into a ball, and throw up as high as I could.

A huge draft of wind came up under and took one my parachutes so high that I lost it and my figure. I cried.

Wonder where it went.....

 

POW/MIA ..

 

six million dollar man. his rocket went on the fire dept roof, and I never got it back.

 

Holy crap... I frickin' found it.
This is it....


Not the same figure though....

Oh the memories.......

 

Damn that’s a bummer

I would have marched right in there and demanded my Steve Austin

 

It was just his rocket, not no doll..

I remember having some cowboy /maybe Black Bart/. Gi Joe, Six Million .. stretch armstrong.. thats about all till Star Wars come along and ruined everything..

 

I know pain...

but what is this "relief" you speak of?

 

not much relief here. thinking of making an edible with some dab.. cause coughing is killing me.

 

guess Im going to go to home cheepo today and rent a ladder , need to fix my service wire..

 

I used to have 20 milk cartons all full of vinyl......I am guessing many of us older kids had big record collections....I had beatles white album on white vinyl among many other rarities....I used to live to go downtown and buy ore records

 

If you wait an hour after waking up... is it still technically wake and bake?

 

it is here.....however....''morning stone'' happens very soon after waking up...the wake and bake.....you did a stall and crawl