Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

Bunch of mushrooms growing on the mulch in my garden. I wonder if any of them are the good kind. Even if I was sure, I doubt I'd trust myself enough to try them.

 

picture them

 

dude selling these 30$ and only had 22 of them sold out fast!

 

Stupid sideways hipforums

 

top one looks like it just popped out of ripley on alien

 

nah you dont want to eat those. not edible, not active.

 

just found out I have international roaming in my plan...the full pop.....and a kid in Barcelona so we will see how long it takes?......

 

Maybe I'll study up and try to find some next fall. Seems like a bunch of varieties grow in this area.

 

big puff balls growing on mulch at work and I was like Ill let em be and some sneaky fucker took them they couldve gotten much bigger with the rains was having.
you wont find many actives on the ground there in canada as far as I know. i could be wrong . usually cultivated there. I believe that is some what legal for yinz . not sure tho

 

mycology is harder than hvac. change my mind..

 

Higher chance of dying by eating a mystery mushroom than eating a mystery furnace

 

black spore mushrooms almost never kill. white spore mushrooms almost always kill.
brown spores possibly illness and death. yellow spores sickness
there are some exceptions to the rules..

you would think its not edible. but one the most beloved and tasty mushrooms: Old man of the woods.



Also chicken of the woods.. Yellow spores.

 

I lold to much at this. so true..

 

now there is an amy winehouse hologram tour.....I dont love this idea

also....did you guys know there is a job called ''raven master of the tower of london''.....7 ravens live there....I wonder how much the dud makes....I just an interview with him....he sounds like the cord doesn't quite reach the outlet

 

Yeah they are captive ravens. The superstition is that if they fly away Queen and country will fall. We're a mythological nation really. And a bit silly.

 

sugar ray can eat here on the house. haha

 

Dude at the grow shop says $500-600 for a setup with a 4x4 tent, depending on what light I go with.

He has a 100 plant legal acmpr grow and another hundred plants as a designated grower, so I guess I should trust his opinion haha.

 

Yesterday I went to eat lunch, and then stopped at a child's birthday party for less than 5 minutes to leave a card (with money) with the mom. There were some other people I knew there (of course)...and I love the mother of this 4 yr old to death. Anyway, I was treated so rudely within the first few seconds of entering the building by several of them that I have absolutely washed my hands of them and their fucking sorry politics...damn good for nothing sorry ass peopole working under the table or even getting disability AND working under the table, getting food stamps etc etc...and y'all have one guess as to who they LOVE as their president. AND it was them who treated me like shit...not the other way around. That's ok though, fuck them. seriously...and if their president was wise as to their sorry asses, he would burn them at the stake.

Then the hits just kept on coming...I got home and found the mama cat outside with the kittens, and 2 were missing. We (the mama cat and I) looked and looked and looked. I even went outside last night with my flashlight to see if I could pick up any eye shine or hear their tiny little crying voices. But no

There are still 3, and all cute as all get out.

Damnation.

 

Okay this is a test to see if I can upload picture from my new phone... Awesome it looks like it worked I am in line at the ferry and that blue house is a vacation rental I believe 1200 a week it's it's right on the lake has a big dock but it's also right on the main drag my sister was going to rent it but it didn't have enough privacy