Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

At the 1:09 mark, he forgot the rest of the "give a man a fish . . ." proverb.

Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Teach him to steal, and you feed him for a lifetime.

 

Told my uppity gfs mom my parents are rich in iron and steel.

My mom irons, my dad steals..

 

I will trade 2 goats for you and 1 cow

 

I'm wondering if the internet caused more Brits to stop using the word fags for cigarettes. I'm sure the connection to American slang was known but when you can't see it everyday it might not make someone give it a second thought.

And do you all still serve spotted dick over there?

 

they serve spotted dick here too...at every English pub around these parts

 

sorry...a very strict no cat policy.....the price is too high to get me to change my policy...and if I did you would soon feel cheated

 

no more cats here..

 

Meow

 

I'm playing this quiz game on the phone with my wife and she keeps beating me. it's 5-1 right now. I gotta hope she stumbles on this technology question, the answer was Boeing 757. I was like I heard of the 747, I've heard of the 767 and I hadn't heard of the other choice A300 but, I figured they wouldn't make it that easy having just one other non boeing, and since I hadn't ever heard of a 757, I chose and it was correct.

 

I like room temperature cheese and sausage, sammied between 2 Ritz crackers better than cold temp served cheese and sausage.

The cheese seems to have more flavor to me warmer.

 

That's because all the oils start to sweat out lol.

Its like if you get a piece of bread with a slice of cheese, to me that's just a easy meal I feel alright I guess.. You grill that cheese though and it seems to be 10x more unhealthy for you, I gain weight just wiffing that grilled cheese with my nose, I gain more weight just looking at it.

 

I like sweaty cheese then...or any
cheeses that sweat......

I'm sure they're all like that I bet.....
Dr. Seuss.

 

I like Swiss cheese. My wife doesn't she says it's bitter. We have constant conflict over cheese lol. Whereas she eats that cheese that's in a white ball and comes in water... Ewww fuck that. That's not cheese to me. And neither is that mouldy shit either.

I'm so far from the cheesy, but I keep the cheddar sharp and my blueprint parked in the same space.

 

I'm with your wife - Swiss cheese is gross lol.

 

Gruyère is my favorite

 

Caprese salad, so good




Colours of Italy!

 

Not that fond on those salads myself, but our sheep cheese is really good for it.

 

I am British, yep. That's interesting! He probably gets into the litres of tea. When I was first living with him I kind of tried to match it, without thinking.. you know, he's having tea so I will, but after a while that had to stop. Tea overload. Made me a bit sick.

 

I had this loaded to post when I came on this morning