Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

Just finish last broadcast for season, i think i did really well, kept saying "snuffed" a lot?? lol.
"such and such he's gone up, snuffed the outside wall"
Looking forward to a break, then 2019.

 

I'll be 30 in a couple of months.

That is slightly depressing.

 

I will be 33 in about four months and it doesn't depress me at all

 

Just trying to provide a balanced view : )

 

Well I am entering a new decade.
When I was a kid, 30 seemed like a lot.

Is your birthday in April too?

 

they tried that...his finger was way too swollen....looked like where a sausage is linked to the next sausage.....

nothing makes one feel older than when a 20 or 30 something says they are getting old

 

Turning 30 wasnt that bad for me, but the way time speeds up after 30 really freaks me out

 

This...

 

real place...fudge factory in the town of Uranus....they are owning it...gotta love it

 

Since its from Uranus I guess you know all the flavors already?

 

It is. I noticed we'd have the same guy protecting us in a prison fight, haha.

 

Uh that guy.
I think we're better off protecting each other.
Fuck that guy.

Do you mind saying what day in April is your birthday?

 

friend set a nice van halen tone patch on my amp. I fucking erased it like the idiot I am..

 

He plays with fixed "knob" settings on his guitar I think. Like he doesn't have any tone controllers. There's a joke in there somewhere.

 

^I have clothes older than faelix

 

that would be ''jerry rig''....who is jimmy ….you jimmy open a door and then jerry rig something to carry out the safe

 

that site is female biased

we called the german soldiers ''jerrys'' during the war

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lol