Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

while im upstairs doing work that fucking dog is pissing all over my brand new carpet in the dinning room.. Now dog is chained to the fucking tree outside and might just stay their for the rest of its life! fuck this shit. Been out regular and thinks is going to do this shit all the time. getting fucking tired of it. now sit out therein the fucking cold with cut up carpet pissed on by it.. bitch! this aint no barn.

 

you ca use non sweet crème in the middle to lessen the sugar...still good

southie is from boston...southerner is from down south ..I was guessing

 

she wants to play that service dog up my ass all the time and sneaking around like a ninja and then gets caughts cause i hears the snaps of mouse traps .. so she wasnt caught 15 mins later,, she was caught in a few second and knows im "pissed" when i stormed down the steps. Im just doing some dusting on my mantels , got to soak the nicknacks in the tub get the fuzz off them . since the other place. ive much more peace and I can focus on my life and health .. drink beers and lift weights without anyone here..

satan has her senior stuff till 9pm and works then casino /think im dumb ive a car too and can follow mofos.. ha good you stay out til 4am .. I like that. sleeps til noon anyways. ive been some detective since ive been off .. nobody cleans an office til 4am in the morning.. shes out there by 12pm,, 1am sometimes goes to wally world .. I give troll my nice 27in flat from my room. here, go sit in your room with a smart tv dummy..
ive to lol about my phone. satan pays over 65$ a month on an obozo phone does nothing, cant watch videos, cast to bigger tv .. ect.. just watches halmark or some shit, usually i control the kitchen tv put on music channels or halmark. lone ranger, wagon train, little house. all on demand anyways, she dont know how to work that. good lords alive what the actual fuck.. it tell you. how can you play slot game/ ive not followed her inside. but not work smart tv set?? fml..

damn these dabs are good.

 

I have some Jack Herer hash rosin right now

This is good stuff.

 

to be

I miss my peavey 212 amp .. Ive marshal, fender and boss amps and my tones all sound same. maybe im just high with MS /. i think a miss is humbucks on a tremolo / only singles on the fend and seymour dunks on the mock gib/ no tremo bar. be ideal for me to find a used floyd rose trem on ibanez, but not really looking..


rather buy some software and a dedicated computer to guitar shit.. / cant get that on guitar store credit tho.. fml.

 

nice..
bud is always good.. met the man a couple times, (not bragging.. Oh hell yeah I am.. dude poured hemp seeds into my hands.. some awesome shit to see there in 1993/ we're we are today..
sadly vapor carts of JH are tasting gasolinish. very weird. from most suppliers. strange..

 

I figured that much but I was kinda hoping you wouldn't say that

 

I hate it when people get mad at dogs. If you didn't want a dog, why did yo get one. He/she can't help it. Give him/her to me. I'll be a nice owner. I'll just clean up the pee. Not lock him/her outside in the frozen cold where the poor baby thinks nobody loves her.

 

the dispensary is next to a Vietnam food restaurant. i wanted the banh mi chicken- but found it was teriyaki so i said "can u take the chicken and sauce it with the peanut butter" he said "no problem". with the pickle and halopino .. omg, I took this sammich over by the river bank and killed it. the teriyaki roast added a chocolate to the peanut butter, the pickle added a nice water sour to the halopino .. not even high yet. sammich was superior..

 

some kind of mcds kaleidoscope toy I found and saved from planet earth..

 

Maybe if you rub it the right way it'll come to life and be a luck dragon?

 

High school High memories with listening to Joe Walsh.

I got the VIP treatment in High school graphics class from teacher Mr. Stoneck.
He was cool. He had a huge temper though.

One day , I'll never forget it...... Mr. Stoneck put on a video for the class to watch and he left..........

He comes back 15 mins later........

We're are all talking, laughing, sitting on top of the desks, walking around, fussin'.

Mr. Stoneck in a red face rage , storms in, grabs one the chairs .....and hauls off ...... smashes the TV/VHS player to smithereens with the chair.

Everyone in 2 seconds flat is quiet and back in their seats, heads down low. Nobody said a word......

Mr. Stoneck said in a cool , calm, and collected voice....."Well, since the tv dont work, were gonna take a test"

.......anyway I digress..... sorry had to tell about tv. .....

Back to VIP treatment from Mr. Stoneck. I was kinda the favorite in graphics class so Mr. Stoneck would always call me by ...."Hey Joe Walsh!" to get my attention. I liked that. I knew Mr. Stoneck was a stoner.....we all knew. He knew that me and Eric! (different Eric!) were always gettin high. Eric! was in the class too.

Mr. Stoneck knew he couldn't get high with us. Eric! and I always kinda hinted to him to smoke with us...... Mr. Stoneck would always give us this big ass smile , but never joined us. We both knew he wanted to though..........

Anyone else get high......or could've gotten high with a teacher?

 

Orison, I like your voice.

 

Internet held up today. Came 2nd in my race. Short field though only 9 starters. Was still fun.

 

Got it, my bad. Yeah, not a southie either

 

the song ''baby its cold outside'' is being puled from playlists over Christmas because of the pressure buddy puts on the girl to stay the night...also a mention of ''whats in this drink''

original is a bit creepish

 

you dont have a dog obviously..

 

creepy is being stalked in the shower

 

huh?...

 

Pennsylvania Law Makes Leaving Dogs Out in the Cold a Felony - The Dogington Post