Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

crap no cold beer. brb. I wanted that wheat Guinness ale anyways. stout seems to dry me out, makes my lips crack and stuff. drink to many and then poopy gets hard.. weird. golden beers dont do that tho. just pee them out..

 

I can't do wheat beer. I know I know, totally non German but yuck! Fills me up like a meal.

 

I must leave this drunken lubed up flea infested bare foot extravaganza and hit the chesterfield

 

I got about 1/2 of those leaves done today, my arms still hurt from holding that leafblower all day... (like 9:00 Am until dark) I'm wondering if I will be able to move in the morning.

Been a bad year for leaves and tree damage from the early ice storm. This place is a wreck...

I'll have to deal with it in the spring.

 

You do know that is what beer was invented for, right? It was a way to store grain for long periods of time. Getting drunk was an afterthought.

 

you need one those carwash crackheads bight and early out there every day for you, even when there is no leaves to blow.. or snow to shovel . havent seen him in a few tho, thankfully fucker creeps me out.

 

Nahh. I didn't know that.
I'm new school. I just drink to get a buzz.

 

Guess the first off the phone should be this..

 

Weather permitting I may make a crossbow hunting video tomorrow. Id stop in gander mountain for some arrows this morning on the way to best buy (for a failed usb cord fml) so my mission was to get usb cord but then I was like oh gander is right there I can get 6 straight arrows. all my others are gay or in the closet with bad fetch lol .. then goof ass is there waiting for a sign to turn green,, then the cocksucker is going to tell me he was waiting for someone. I dont fucking care dude. go the fuck away. I simply went around you and put my arms up in the air like wtf ..

didnt finger the mother fucker or nothing .. just a simple wtf with my arms in the air like any other driver giving a visual wtf, and hes going to stalk me. in his truck 1045am in the morning in a near empty parking lot.. there were a couple people there waiting to the store to open but they was sitting in their cars, and they asked me what that was about when waiting to get in the last 5mins. then we talked about ccw and shit. haha. I dont think he knew that was a sporting good store.. get the fuck lost dude. and if he was waiting for someone why the fuck was he alone when he come towards me?. see mofos think their fucking smart, this was a mall in the airport area.. shouldnt be any crackheads waiting at stop signs. but there are..

Im going to tell you this much.. they truck those so called disabled crackheads out there to stand on a corner collecting money with signs.. I seen them drop them off in a van some time ago .. they are groups and not alone.. all scammers with a leader. they put them in a few places around here. instead of getting them jobs and shit. stand on the corner and collect money on the stop lights and signs., also prostitution. Im not dumb. Im 50 yrs old ffs. I go to bank one day a few yrs ago pnc airport.. i got hungry and got ikea balls/ shit my pants/ im sitting there watching this van unload these mother fucking sign holders. and put 2 and 2 together..

beer. need another..

 

My lil tree is looking alright it's the bottom leafs are droopy. Everything else looks fine and there's no but at those leaf it's all decorations so I'm not sure if I should be worried or not. I'm not sure if that means add less or more water. It's a weed it should just grow lol.

 

bottoms fall off..

sometimes in the bedroom.. / leaving smiley/

 

That went way over my head but I think you're telling me don't be too concerned about it.

 

Do you mean with Endo?

 

you dont want it wet all the time.. nor dry all the time.. sometimes/ even the very bottom can dry out. they like that depending on soil size and then a good soak up of water again.

 

it dont want to be wet 24/7//


7 days a week .. dry 4 days. wet 3.. but not drowning.. just moist and soft.. not gushing. never gushing, just right in the middle.. feet never soaking.. /roots must be moist too, but can dry for a /few/ days no longer then she needs moist again..

dirty talk.. I love it..

 

I water morning and night? Like a cup at the moment. During the day the soil dries, but when I pour in water, it takes about 5-10 seconds for the water to come out the bottom of the pot. Now when I was watering the ellanta over the last 4 years for my friend, all that was normal. The water always came out the bottom.

 

no .. dont do that.. let it dry out a couple day to the top is dry, first bend on you ring finger. then water as such..

those in my picture only get a water 4days plenty of moisture there in the soil.. when leaves start falling off the bottom.. drowning in water, and flushing vital nutes.

cannabis been my life, trust me.

dont think youll need anything like ph tools or them shits, i never use them /probably should,, but can judge by color, BRAND soil comes with everything needed, just add water.

get fancy with grow juice if you have the weeds to experiment. otherwise kill an entire crop by mixing wrong amount ,,, JUST ONCE! its over.

 

I have used a liquid water mix fertiliser he told me to use. OK I'll let it dry a bit more then.

 

fine, you have a fert low, id dilute it. .. buy something in a growing store / look for Fox Farms and Promix.. avoid everything that says Miracle Grow on it, youll be fine..

my drunk ass.

soil from grow store or home depot.. Promix or Fox Farms. can blend them together if you like..

 

It doesn't day miracle grow it says über awesome grow "just use this it's über awesome"

Jokes.

I won't water it today. See how it goes. I know underwatering is better than overwatering.