Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

Ha Ha......I Didn't Know You Can Use "KY" To Clean Guns.....



Cheers Glen.

 

KY Jelly lubrication for all holes.

 

so my first mental picture of fleas all over the place has meshed with my second mental picture...sex lube...all super imposed on feet....you bastards....cant we talk about food or something?


boarder just tipped me some white widow, Jamaican pearl and some Rockstar from me taking him rezbound last night...Yabba dabba doo

 

Can you imagine a girl asking you in for the first time and she has a sniper rifle and lube by the bed? Like, wtf is this girl into?

 

Are you guys only seeing the lube and rifle? Lol.

 

Well I ain't seeing Waldo anywhere...what should I be seeing?

 

google photos backup says our garden is a "jungle" category.. lol

 

I see it

Would you recommend it? Asking for a friend

 

On the bed side.

 

I think on the way to that bedroom you pass some sorcerous type stuff and medieval weaponry too

 

For the record, I did see that I just assumed all women had them.

 

I thought that thing was a fish billy club....

 

Nahh.

 

I didn't see it the first time but did see it before it was pointed out.
I didn't notice the ky the first time either, all I was thinking was unfocused must be losing his shit right now.

 

new phone is so thin is slippy without a case..kinda to big for my liking but what do you want for almost free.

 

I watched Alien Covenant tonight, first movie on our new sound bar. I never liked the movie before but I really enjoyed it the 3rd time.

 

speaking of bars I need a beer..

 

I bought a case I Thursday and only have 10 left. I'm probably going to have to open up a collectors bottle of rum. I have saved it for years just sits on back of shelf. Ain't worth much anyway cause the item number is in the thousands. I'll just keep the bottle like I do.