Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

I Only Use The French Press Because When I Moved Here I Pulled My "Steam Press" Machine To Pieces To

Descale It After Years Of Bore Water......Moved 4 Years Ago......Only Needs 2 Bolts To Reasemble It......

Don't Rush Things Is My Motto.....



Cheers Glen.

 

Olivia Grant ⚡️ on Instagram: “And you sound like thunder, though you’ve barely spoken. A little tune by @sarabareilles @thevoicecasting”

olivia grant...local tv girl in northern new York...….I have old man crush on this lady

 

I make drip coffee because I'm lazy, bit prefer stovetop espresso when I'm not being lazy.

 

I will adopt a kid if I see something about it. Otherwise I'm spending all my money on me this year. Everyone has been so rotten to me over the years, I deserve it. I want to buy stuff for my niece and nephew, but my sister ignores me every time I mention it. I don't know why. So fine, maybe I'll buy myself a new computer or something. I would rather buy the kids something cool, though.

 

I am diggin' the new jeep factory pick up truck

 

@neonspectraltoast

Buy the computer and come iRacing with me. you said you wanted a racing sim. A few pages back you can find a video I posted on my youtube to give you an indication of how it is, it's not all nascar either that's just what I do.

When you drive all you see is the cockpit that's the only angle, my video is replay angles. But it's all online so not against computer cars. Which is why I love it so much because I'm actually beating real people and aslo, every now and again, professional race car drivers.

But, you're going to have to at least fork out for a second hand G27 Logitech wheel as you can't keyboard or use a controller. Well you can but, you cannot be any good at it. Or just go full on like me and buy a 1400$ set.

 

one of the highlights of my concert life was seeing this live at a bar

 

I'll think about it. It sounds like fun. The last time I got carried away with a racing game I crashed a car in real life, though.

 

Oh. Well that's the beauty of a sim, you are safe at home hehe.

 

id blame the booze.. but doing different vapors of cannabis is more at fault..

 

Knickers the cow may be the biggest steer we've ever seen

 

Yeah.... That's a lot of bull.

 

When I was younger I used to play this game called Carmageddon... Uhh you got points for running over pedestrians.

Played it a little too much because when I'd really be driving I'd wonder how many points I'd get if I swerved into a crowd.

I never did it, thankfully. But had I ...

I would've gotten a lot of points.

And a prison sentence.

 

My dad used to play a real life game where wherever he'd see pedestrians he'd be like..."Two points" if there were two of them. Same basic concept. He didn't like people, but he had all us kids doing the same thing, calling out points whenever we saw a pedestrian like he was going to run over them.

 

My dad did the same thing lol. "wheelchair, that must be 100 points".

I play other games while I drive. I have a set of dice in my car and I roll the dice and if it reads 7 then that's my starting position. And then I will drive to where I need to go and if I get passed by 4 cars then I finish 11th. But if I pass 6 cars then I win.

Its mostly a highway game, keeps me alert and focussed.

 

Death Race 2000 - Wikipedia

The points thing is from this movie.

 

Tampa Buccaneers to give away 20K tickets due to slump ticket sales.

 

How slime mold could shape the future of self-driving cars

 

now with prizes. lol