Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

dont waste a day brother...blinked and I turned from 20 to 59....feel the exact same....

I have to remind myself sometimes ''you dope she is like 25 and would be creeped the fuck out if she catches you staring at her so look away look away ''

I bought a sweet potato pie at the farmers market on sunday...I went there for the organic milk but the truck didn't shpw….
so I bought pie and also churros....

the churros are worth a return trip next sunday but the potato pie tastes exactly like pumpkin pie which I only put up with...I dont live it

 

dog seems to be enjoying the sweet potato pie more than i

 

I have a matchbox car at work when we're not busy my work buddy and I zip it back and forth on the countertop . when either us spin the car out wildly we get joy from it, did you see that.. awe man you wrecked dude. we had a remote car but got in trouble in the lobby like kids.

 

Tomorrow, but close enough haha. Thanks!

 

Is There Any Doubt As To Why The American Train Network Has A Major Derailment Every Day....???..



Cheers Glen.

 

ive i got to atually play with the trains there would be a crash every hour

 

you 've been uploading your dna on a regular basis for many years...you probably down loaded some too...

.I never asked?...are you an uploader or a down loader

I jest...I dont need to kow that info

 

I heard you can buy ladies underwear oline with the dna attached

if someone could please link me

lol

 

You dont feel any different huh?

What was your favourite activity when you were 15? Shooting hoops for hours, building little ramps jumping over them on a bmx bike or skateboard for like 10 hrs on a saturday?

Go do that kind of shit at 30 see what happens. That body-brain denial thing really starts about 23

 

Nor do you really have to ask do you, you already know the answer

 

I thought that was a birds face for a moment

 

I said 20, not 15...

 

by age 15 I was pretty much done with hockey and bicycles and had moved on to booze and boobies full time

 

I think that I had my first drink and first smoke (of weed) at 15.

 

First time getting drunk was 21, did some acid when I was 19 or 20 though

25th birthday was first time smoking pot

 

Modern Seinfeld is the best Seinfeld

All of these episodes need to happen.

 

Oh that reminds me, there is a Charmed reboot, so excited, loved the old show, new one is probably going to be shit, but still excited.

Equal opportunity Charmed too, in progressive 2018 we need one sister to be white, one hispanic, one black apparently

 

Yeah, I'm gay for that show too.

 

lmao ..

 

2 of my sisters are going to see phil Collins tonight.....my concert libido is way down...I have zero desire to step inside a venue bigger than a bar these days...fact is half the shows I did sit for was because I was on a date or with someone else that was begging to go

like ingve malmstein….member that dude?.....I had never even heard of him and someone asked me to get tickets and have a night out on him because he was a fan.....I did not enjoy that show