Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

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  1. rollingalong

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    I don't know to tell you this, and so I'm just going to say it. Your dog is a vampire. I'm certain of it. Let him have the bed; you can always get another one of those. But if you piss him off, and he bites you, you can't be unbitten, and then you'll be a biter, too.
     
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    @Irminsul Atreyu is WONDERFUL!!!!

    He needs to have his own tv show, or maybe a movie! I want to love him so bad. <3
     
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    He does have very pronounced K9s which I am über proud of. Also strong ears, many other dogs I meet, even bred from championship pedigree never have the same teeth or ears.

    Worst thing with the long k9 teeth are, he has a thing where his first pat after you've been away from him he doesn't mean to bit and he doesn't bite but he's so happy to see you his mouth is open and smiling. Now, when you rub his belly he has to have something in his mouth, usually his paw or he'll chew on your pants or whatever lol. And anyways so first initial contact is for him to open his mouth and when those longer k9 teeth hit you right in the wrist bone.. OMG the pain..

    When I did show him twice, the judge said his teeth were fantastic and I only got him into the show 4 days into his age group, so he was 4 days old enough to show. I got 8th and 10th with him, he was just so young in comparison to the others he was up against so they were more developed and we never stood a chance but the judge liked him a lot and at the awards ceremony he gave us a huge wrap and said he's a great dog with excellent potential. Is written on the certificate.

    I just couldn't do it, too much fucking about to show them. Too cut throat, too much catty and bitchy with people, too many people pay off vets to classify their dog to pass the medicals, people pay the judges etc. Just too much bullshit so I never bothered.
     
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    He just got the worst ordeal of his life lol. Two hair blow dryers drying him off. We are going through a snow shower right now and we washed him with warm water in the bath then I get him in shower to shake it all off and then we blow dry him, so I can't tell him to go sit in the sun while it's snowing lol. We already got a garbage bag full of fur from a brush yesterday, it'll be worse after a wash lol.

    I wonder why dogs hate fans and blowing things but when it's epic windy outside they put their nose and face into the wind like it is slices of bread. Probably because the hair dryer has thay funky burned smell to it. That smell where you're actually really waiting for it to blow up in your hand but you hope you dry whatever you are drying first.
     
  6. hotwater

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    Hazing rituals and traditions have been passed down from one generation to the next, I went through it and came out none worse for wear, but occasionally it can get out of hand,
    like the kid at Florida state who died from alcohol intoxication after he blew a blood alcohol level of .447

    The broom handle hazing is common, it's a way to humiliate the pledge.
     
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    seems pretty gay if you ask me.

    i know they shave the denver broncos rookies by shaving the middle of the head off. man if i had long locks id be pissed although, they have spared i thin it was bradely robys locks, dunno what he had to do instead though.
     
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    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    There’s actually nothing gay about it unless you’re actually gay then yeah
     
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    Nothing gay about sticking brooms in people's bums? Okay..
     
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    Sticking Brooms Up Peoples Bums Is......SEXUAL ASSAULT......And Should Be Address'ed As

    Such By The Full Force Of The Law......NO EXCUSES....... PERIOD.



    Cheers Glen.
     
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    I agree.
     
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    They not only raped the kid with a broom handle, but also recorded it and shared it around the school. The school administration found out, and then waited a bit to call the cops, so they're in shit now.
     
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    figured it be raining.. fuck that, dont need deer that badly
     
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    I was awoken by shotguns across the road...

    ''out of hand'' is not a good descriptive of these events....it is criminal and these fucks shoul spend a coup[le years in jail

    I went to Michael power....I always wondered why dad put me there instead of st mikes....now I know....I wish dad was alive so I could ask him about it.....maybe I will phone uncle eddie today
     
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    my dog loves toast just as much as I do.....he is not allowed to beg or to sniff around for crumbs so instead he waits 5 feet away and looks away when I look over....just like dogs do....pretending not to be interested …
     
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    just heard a blizzard in wiscon-snow?....I believe @Pete's Draggin' is there, no?

    petey….diggin' out brother?
     
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    But did he get any toast?!?!
     
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    I usually give him half a slice...
     
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    I think I'm just hungry. Your post left me in suspense. For a moment I thought I was a dog waiting for toast.
     
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    I bought weed here yesterday....I try to put it in my locked glove box but I didnt last night lol...ive only seen our popo on the reserve 1 time....usually it is just the reserve police who oly frow o speeding

    Cannabis Act ticket, fine
    TYENDINAGA — A Lansdowne driver was ticketed and fined under the Cannabis Act after he allegedly didn’t stash his newly purchased weed somewhere out of reach.

    The OPP stopped the vehicle at around 9 p.m. on Marysville Road in Tyendinaga Township after receiving a traffic complaint.

    During the traffic stop, officers noticed cannabis within reach of the driver. The driver told officers he had just bought the 27 grams of cannabis on Tyendinaga Territory.

    The driver was ticketed for having cannabis within reach while driving and for buying cannabis from a store not licensed to sell it. Together the tickets added up to almost $400 in fines.
     
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