Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

Better have some beano handy..

 

Sounds like a personal problem... You should have that checked.

 

Well this is where the supposed free pass comes in

What I said, first two sentences were condescending, but the rest was being helpful.

Your reaction was way over the top

I say you should have worked some stuff out by now, you reply with the literal gaping assholes comment, far nastier

Then you will turn around later and claim we get a free pass for saying nasty stuff

???


And you are 29 right, or there abouts, you wouldn't have known many gay (men especially) in your life time. Wouldn't have gotten very close to them, if even one, why would you?

Everybody knows that

 

Samuel to me: you have stuff?
Me what you do with the weed I gave you.. ??
Smoked it!
you smoked a half ounce of weed since Friday?
yes..

My man..

 

Got 62F .. Pgh reading 57F..
neighbor house with plumbers in it again. I shit you knots..

 

I am hovering rate at or above freezing and all of the trees have that coating of ice on them I have several branches down nothing serious but it is slippery as hell out there

 

Damn it, it's going to be 37C here on NYE

Means I can't really drink, pass out too quickly when drinking Gin in the heat

 

Oh, right, I get it now, it was about something I said a week ago.

Ok, sorry, thought that was funny at the time.

Don't worry, you are not adopted

 

Don't know how you learned of that but TMI

 

They were outnumbered fifteen to oooone
But the damage was done
When the winged Hussars arrived!

 

Can we all please just get a thong

 

I'm already wearing one.

But I'm gonna go to bed so nerrr.

 

But before I go we went to McDonald's earlier for a happy meal and 10 macnugget and the person who gave us our order looked in my truck to see if we had kids.

 

Hope it was on the route of something already and not a specific drive to it from home and back.

 

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Sauerbraten Beef in Gingersnap Gravy Recipe

possibly the best tasting stew ever..

 

Yeah... Keep that up there. The wind here did enough damage.

 

From the deck.