Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

Hey that's the two names of my red tail sharks. Stürm und Thunder.

 

I was doing the same last night--somehow I had never heard of the "Florida Man" meme until it was mentioned in another thread here.

 

Bump

 

sorry.... I don't recall.

 

banging a chick after a night of dancing who's got a big old Bush downstairs and big old bushy armpits can be pretty f****** disgusting I can attest to that...

The year was 1986 I was working the window at Grouse Mountain selling tickets to tourist to go up the mountain in the tram... Two young girls came to my window and started talking to me and flirting one of them seem to like me so I arranged to meet them ...

They were over here as au-pair and were from Bern Switzerland... Anyway to make a long story short when when I got the one girl in bed and naked it all of a sudden occurred to me that girls from Switzerland don't shave... Anything...

And there's a good chance that this one never even trimmed LOL but still a fun time was had by all

 

I just kinda figure getting older, I mean I'm happy with being smooth down there but at some point, I figure I gotta act my age a bit lol. So thin landing strip atm. I actually like it.

 

Lol. Classic Irm.

I'm singing to myself, belting out some country and I finish the lyrics and I'm looking for something to skip to the next song, but there are no songs it's just me singing.

 

Well this is the dullest morning in a long time.
I need something more interesting.

 

Well this is the dullest morning in a long time.
I need something more interesting.

 

Yep, early morning. 4am

 

I make lots of unique names for my pets.

Zyklon
Rottenreich
Dornenreich
Fifeldor
Atreyu
Nephren-Ka
Mythril

They've all been fighting fish, except for Atreyu which is my dog.

Then

Axalta
Chase
Byron
Sowilo
Graycliffe
Aryan
Darkness

Have all been my rabbits.

I don't like boring names hey, names are a big deal for me whether pets or people.

If Jennifer had a dog named Max, I'd pretty much not like them. Lol.

 

I'm getting a 3DMaxStudio render done for my new team paint scheme. 3DMax makes it look ultra realistic similar to this picture. Cannot wait! I might even design my own t-shirt.

Who wants to wear a Jocelyn Falkenburg t-shirt??

 

Norway has banned deforestation

 

Zyklon...?????....Are You Serious....???.....



Cheers Glen.

 

What's wrong with it? It's the German word for Cyclone. If you've ever seen a male fighting fish doing its thing you'd appreciate how spot on the name Zyklon is.

I know what you're trying to come up with, but it don't mean anything without the B at the end.

 

I have a LOT of hair...but the only place a woman wants hair, I barely have any - my eyebrows. Thank you (NOT) 1980's. I haven't plucked my brows since 1980 or 1981...and I don't think I really had to pluck them but maybe twice and no hair EVER grew back there. good grief...that was when a little bitty strip above part of your eye was popular. yeah - that was stupid. Oh - I'm also lucky that I just barely have any pit hair - just a few hairs that if I shave once a month (or more), those few are taken care of for a while.

Anyway...I used to keep myself trimmed up (I know what you're asking @Faelixx.)..and then I went forever with nobody but me seeing me...and my legs were all I shaved (and the occasional pit shave). I cannot stand women's legs not shaved. Then my "special friend" (13 yrs younger) let me know he likes next to no hair.

Lord God...that about kills me. But I'm down to a little hood, one might say...maybe there is a thin strip too...damn I can't get everywhere (especially when I don't really care...and now we are only getting together once a week, or twice, if anybody is lucky lol)

Now...its late and that is WAY more information than I ever thought I'd blab about here...but there you have it, and I'm not backspacing to erase it.

 

I'd LOVE to wear one of your t-shirts!

That is so cool how realistic and involved your racing is on the computer.

 

Yay!

 

looks like it might just be us waving the flag Lynn i tell you hwat, i'll even make a vehicle magnet for us.