Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

Another horror story is in the set was kind of dumb..I wasn't expecting a zombie I was expecting more some kind of bear it would have been more believable if it have been just a big old bear.
It will be cool like a cujo bear. a crazy killer bear with rabies or something he's a fucking beast. and on the other hand he's kind of cold he won't fuk with you in the daytime. Rob zombie bear..

 

you should find one of those help lines for assholes and then call it

 

My dad might be getting another dog.

Since his last two have failed in the hips he can no longer show them at top level, even though they have their obedience and tracking titles.

He's getting a pup with the sire imported from Scotland, which is an Irish and Scottish show champ and the bitch has been flown over from Germany.

The breeder is going to make sure the angulation and the balls have dropped before dad can pick it up. If the dog grows up true, then he will go for obedience, tracking and showing championships and be the only person in Australia to have ever done that with one dog.

I'm hoping it works out for him. His other dogs aged 3 & 4 already have their titles, so if he gets the dog before Xmas, I imagine in 3-4 years he will have that award he's been chasing after. My dad is 71 and still with the determination to do it. Go dad.

 

Herb..

 

PFF

 

puff..

 

Let's get a party going!
Let's get a party going and we'll party hard PARTY HARD!

Opening Song to Madden 2003

 

Cause I Punch Fat Fucks
PUNCH FAT FUCKS
Just to get me along
JUST TO GET ME STONED!

 

dang it,, that last one was to listening to.,,,

burn it down, that is all..

 

Call 1-800-BLOW-ME

...and stop stalking across threads

 

I tried calling that number but it was for homosexuals anonymous. What's the 2nd last phone number you called, we'll try that one instead?

 

Siiiiiiick my nail polish is being delivered this morning. It's UV polish and heat sensitive so it will change color based on if your fingers are hot or cold.

If I learn to do it right I just open up a nail salon out of home. I'll get like 3 customers a week in my town.

 

I haven't had a alcoholic beverage since Friday morning. It's now Tuesday morning. I'll probably have a few brewski tomorrow playing pool though, I'll see how I go today. As of now I don't feel like a beer even in my hot bath so I'm just downing water.

 

I did buy the bat first, because of the price difference between the bat and the "Sherlock"... Then after reading more opinions I regretted my decision and it ended up buying the Sherlock too. I'd say just go for the sherlock to anyone getting one, but they are expensive. I'd get the thing Mel uses if I were you. Part of why I wanted a vapour genie is to use it for dmt. It's great for weed though, but yeah, I'd like something like that pen for true portability outdoors.

 

Yeah, I think you're pretty similar to me.
We'd probably get a long in a total like.. omg who is this idiot kinda way
Not that I think we're idiots, but you know, probably both shocked and appalled with one anothers sense of humor it would probably work, or worse we find out we're the same.
No that it would be worse to us, but onlookers..Morons, both of 'em they'd say. Thought things are much funnier when nobody else gets the joke.

 

^
Bob Hauk : Hey Squirrel....that little idea you had about turning the helicopter around 180 degrees and flying off to Canada to see Roll....Nuh-uh....ain't gonna happen.

 

Several times a day...

Sometimes I don't notice until the scab starts itching, which is three or four days after the fact. By then I don't even remember how it happened.

 

mofos be like the coffee shop isnt doing so good..
Me:yeah well my aunt already tried that shit 10yrs ago and it lasted maybe 2yrs, aint nobody in this area like that. there isnt any HIPSTERS here for ffs. Think your going to open up a high price coffee shop here, when my aunts couldnt even stay in business. this town is shithole .