Well alas I will confess I do suffer from Sticky Barstools.....I go into bars with good intentions to maybe just have a few...but will normally stay til closing time cos I get stuck on the barstool.....I remember once my girlfriend sent me to the shops at 11.30 in the morning for some shopping...and I thought to myself I'll just pop in for a beer on the way home...and I never left there til 11.00 at night....I just lost track of time.....So although I am loyal true and sincere to anyone who wins my heart....alas it can't conquer my problem of Sticky Barstools.....Which is probably why I never managed to ever get married or settled down......So what I need is a woman with a Sticky Barstool problem and we can get stuck together.
Good Grief......Iv'e Been A Member Here For Just Over 8 Years, And Over That Time I Thought I Had Heard It All But Clearly I Hadn't..... Cheers Glen.
i thought you had been to my local bar. most of the barstools there need to be reupholstered, so they decided it would be easier to just cover every inch of them with duct tape. of course, the tape eventually rolled upside down so that you end up sitting directly on the sticky side now.
There used to be a bar called the Globe here. The old men would go there and sit all day. When we would be bored we would walk through just to see how many had puddles under them.
