cate cate cate. when are you gonna learn that if you want to keep a place a good place to live, you do everythin in your power to make sure everyone else thinks it's a hell hole?
LOL isnt that the truth. Thats why I so do no tmind people not wanting to come here. Overpopulation is no tmy bag.
Sleikpanda and gliekenven could be actually real Dutch words. The other ones are not grammatically correct.
'Sleikpanda' would be pronounced the same as 'slijkpanda' and that means something like 'mudpanda'. And a 'ven' is a small lake. 'Glieken' is not a real Dutch word, but there are quite some words that are alike. Like 'spieken', 'blieken' and 'krieken'.
i'm trying to help you, but you egotistical canadians are stubborn and slow on the uptake...damned canadians...completely impossible to deal with and should be avoided like the plague... see how i got right back on the horse? that's badass helpful right there...
Hey. I'm not a lumberjack, or a fur trader... and I don't live in an igloo or eat blubber, or own a dogsled... and I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Suzy from Canada, although I'm certain they're really, really nice. I have a Prime Minister, not a President. I speak English and French, NOT American. and I pronouce it ABOUT, NOT A BOOT. I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack. I believe in peace keeping, NOT policing. DIVERSITY, NOT assimilation, AND THAT THE BEAVER IS A TRULY PROUD AND NOBLE ANIMAL. A TOQUE IS A HAT, A CHESTERFIELD IS A COUCH, AND IT IS PRONOUCED 'ZED' NOT 'ZEE', 'ZED'! CANADA IS THE SECOND LARGEST LANDMASS! THE FIRST NATION OF HOCKEY! AND THE BEST PART OF NORTH AMERICA! MY NAME IS JOE! AND I AM CANADIAN
Well, I'm a Southerner (Southeast US) So the list goes; Uneducated - (False, Military training, BS Degree, cooking schools and I can't drive a tractor) Married Teenager - (True actually, but she wasn't a relative) Inbred - (False. Consider also that Southerners aren't the ones trapped in the house for weeks with family by snow storms) Kissing Cousins - (False, see above) No Indoor Plumbing - (False, we have nuclear power plants too, scary!!) Speaks with Drawl - (Semi-True, I'm educated so I only use the drawl for yard sales, auctions and college football games) Consumes Odd Pork Products - (False, I don't eat Chitterlings, ears, snouts or knuckles, just bacon ham and an occasional Boston Butt!) Summers from Hell - (True, but it's a wet heat) Klansman - (False, I don't care what race anyone is as long as they aren't an asshole, and ALL races produce assholes) Drinks Moonshine - (False, tried it, it sucks, I'll stick with Scotch) Wears CAT Diesel ball cap - (False, never once) Can Tie a Noose - (True, but only because I was a sailor and can tie all kinds of knots) Eats Possum - (False, don't care for odd critters but I have had beaver and it's quite good actually) House has Wheels - (False) Busted Car on Blocks in Yard - (False) Drives Huge Pickup Truck with 4' tall tires - (False, have a Honda and a Minivan) Chews Tobacco or Dips Snuff - (False, Oh hell no) Hangs Around Gas Stations with Buddies - (False) Family Owned Slaves - (False, they imigrated in the early 1900s) Cooks with Lard - (False, trying to stay alive longer) Wears Boots During Sex - (False, socks sometimes though) Beer Can Pyramid - (False, I only save them for recycling) Says "Ain't" and "Y'all - (True, so?) CF
Okay so define me, hmmm Well I have been told I am scarey big, intimidating Kind and gentle Ruthless when pushed too far Love to debate (that is debate not the other) can enjoy something out of nothing Take on burdens of others and hide my own Crack realy bad stupid jokes Can drive anything Can shoot very well I fight for what I believe in but hate to fight I want to cure the world of all problems but know I cant Been called an asshole and I liked it Never dodged even when I could have, i do what is asked I an drink hard but lost the fun of doing so Started life early, lived a lifetime in a small window of time. I am told I am smart but feel dumber by the day, ther is so much to know in this world. I am proud of my country but hate my goverment. I am just another fucked up crazy American.
I'm Dominican I have a big butt - yes My skin is brown - kinda yeah, it has been described as being golden, bronze, olive but whatever. Way too emotional - YES. Loud - Not really Im a beach bum - yes Spanglish - all the time, but only when speaking to people who know both Too friendly/flirty - yeah Too affectionate - extremely, I love touching people, hugging people, kissing people. I'm always touching everyone. I love how uncomfortable that makes people over here, it's hilarious. Talks way too much - definitely yeah Slutty- Not really, there was a time in my life.. that well... Party Animal - Yeah, but it has decreased a lot in the last year. I dont know any other stereotypes, if you do, let me know and I'll let you know if I am or not