step-by-step instructions

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by SweeperOfDreams13, May 19, 2004.

  1. badassdawickedmoose

    badassdawickedmoose Member

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    step 60: repeat steps 1-59


    step 61: repeat step 60
     
  2. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    step 62:

    Fill specimine jar at least 3 inches.
     
  3. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

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    63. Shake well.
     
  4. HappyHaHaGirl

    HappyHaHaGirl *HipForums Princess*

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    64. Be aware of people coming close when you play yo yo.
     
  5. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    65.

    DO NOT PAINT RED X's ON THE SPOKESMODEL'S BANJO!!!!!
     
  6. apple-core

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    ok now we arent using steps anymore so.....
    66. rather than painting a red x, instead paint a blue circle with another 3 cires intertwining with it
     
  7. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    STep 67:

    fling gravy at apple-core.
     
  8. SweeperOfDreams13

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    Step 68: induce vomiting... eat vomit and then induce vomiting again. this should produce a very fine liquid witht the occasional chunk.
     
  9. HappyHaHaGirl

    HappyHaHaGirl *HipForums Princess*

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    69. Sell aforementioned liquid to young children as an alcoholic beverage to increase drug fund reserve.
     
  10. apple-core

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    70. use gravy to feed baby chickens
     
  11. badassdawickedmoose

    badassdawickedmoose Member

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    71: eat baby chickens
     
  12. SweeperOfDreams13

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    Step 72: Go to the local bar/truckstop and try to pick up the biggest, burliest man you can find.
     
  13. badassdawickedmoose

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    73: throw chicken bones at big burly man and take his wallet, being careful not to wake him
     
  14. SweeperOfDreams13

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    Step 74: Steal truck
     
  15. apple-core

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    #75 force rory to throw up baby chickens
     
  16. Juggalo4ever

    Juggalo4ever KingoftheChubbyGirls

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    #76 do what my signature says
     
  17. Spuff

    Spuff Where's my ciggies?

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    77. Smoke a joint.
     
  18. Taylor

    Taylor Repatriated

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    78. assume a secret identity
     
  19. AreYouExperienced

    AreYouExperienced American Victim

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    Step 79: Remove blindfold.

    Step 80: If the potatoes are still uncooked, get back in time machine and reset the way-back dial. Assassinate the emperor of Ottoman.
     
  20. nimh

    nimh ~foodie~

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    step 81: crawl back under the rock. fling lentils at passing seagulls.
     

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