Start some rumours

What if it turned out that he's giving it up in favour of brake fluid?

 

now-THAT-makes-sense

 

I heard Claire and Jon [showmet] .. are having wild [well as wild as jon can get] sex and he can 'go' for more than 6 minutes [if Claire puts her 'back into it'].. They only recently got back from a romantic weekend in France..followed by time spent in a tent together [listening to chaz and dave] 'glastonbury' [i think it is called].

 

Nah-only-5-minutes-[so-far]-with-the-wind-behind-me[gets-out-artificial-aid ]

 

You all talk cobblers. That ain't a rumour.

I want to make some up but I don't know anyone. boo hoo

 

Domino is the best Englebert Humperdink impersonator onna planet

 

Don't worry about it.. cobble something together..

 

Everyone's left the Forum.

 

A secret 'Hip forums' version II is within the grasp of the worthy.. hence me still being on Hip forums I.

 

mathew is really a alien from the planet zong .

 

Nice to be loved eh Mat.