Oh shit hjaystone. That cracked me up! LOL "NAZI JAVA." "What the hell is a barista... is that Mexican for..." AHHH, Good sick humor. I love it!
You're a fucking dick then. You aren't rebelling against a corporation. You're making extra work for some acne-faced sixteen year-old kid. Morally, you're worse than Wal-Mart. Malice is worse than greed.
Haha. I love those videos. I actually work at Caribou Coffee, which is a growing competitor of Starbucks in the midwest. I never knew what people meant when they ordered "tall", "grande", and "ven-tee"! I always thought "grande" was supposed to mean large! Oops, probly rang up some unhappy customers. I really feel awful serving people these drinks too. They are all overloaded with sugary syrup, called "flavor shots", and sometimes I leave out those ingredients because my conscience just can't handle it. I actually refuse to drink most of the drinks I serve to people too! Hypocritical? Maybe, but I gotta make money somehow.