Star Wars....

indeedy, but how long do you think it would take to grow an entire clone army? i could be wrong, but i think the kaminoans said they doubled the growth rate, so a 20 year old clone would take only 10 years to grow. TA-DA!

 

Ohw god.. I hate Star Wars, I saw the fisrt one (ep. 4) a week ago.. what the hell makes it so interesting to some???
Cinematically, it just completely SUCKS ASS!!

 

im not an over obsessed fan of starwars but i do like it. Some times padmaes acting is a little dodgy ( i have to say in the most recent film she wasnt that good) but over all i think they are good films, possibly they could have been developed more, and a few plot holes explained, but all in all i think they are good films

 

There's one very important question that no one here has asked yet:

How the hell did Vader go to the bathroom with that funky life-support suit?

 

you see his hyperbaric chamber in "Empire" im assuming in there, or by cathader/colostomizer

 

I think that would greatly restrict his mobility, unless he was trained like a dog to only go at certain times of day, with very long intervals in between!

. . . or maybe some high tech version of Depends.

 

well he basically always is on his star destroyer...

 

cept cloud city, and in the death stars, and in his TIE-star ship

 

The Rebal Alliance should have somehow slipped him a laxative before attacking the Death Star.

 

i like you guys, you really are strange, but strange is good

 

can the force make people loose control of their bowels...that would be a wicked weapon

 

Saw it it was ok but I'm not a major fan. I've seen 5 out of the 6 movies and I think there pretty interesting but really unless your totally in2 it it's just ok/good. sry, if I'm offending any1 or missing something. My brain doesn't start working till 1Am.

 

Ewan mcgregor, Pwnzorz

Dude who played anakin suxxors

Yoda Pwns all existence always

and christopher lee just rocks

 

OK, I guess that's enough potty talk!

Back to the theological incoherence:

When Anakin/Vader tells Obi Wan that he must either be for him or against him, Obi Wan responds that only a Sith deals in such absolutes. However, he then declares that Palpatine is evil, and Anakin/Vader replies that from his perspective, Palpatine is good. So, it seems that moral relativism is actually a Sith trait after all . . .

 

its a film dude, a fecking good one, but still a film

 

two words man, COLOSTOMY, and BAG. do you think he has a toilet droid that empties it out for him or just some poor unfortunate imperial lacky?

 

doesnt Obi Wan say that to anikin earlier though?

 

i was gonna watch it with my sister and my brother in law, but since my sister doesn't like star wars we watched the longest yard...that movie was good but i still wanna watch star wars

 

i agree, they seemed a bit lifeless and empty. and no sexual tension at all. ah well, i guess ya can't have everything! i saw it twice for free woop!

 

You reckon? I thought Anakin and Obi-Wan could hardly kep their hands off each other. Perhaps they just wanted to rub their lightsabers together.....